So, as anyone who looks at this knows (does anyone actually look at my football picks?) I was working last Saturday and therefore had to send my picks to Amanda and have her post them for me. She’s a jack-of-all-trades. I haven’t actually kept track of my record on the season. Let’s pause from this post to see how I did last week and the week before…
9/20 picks: 37-17 (This seemed much worse as I went game-by-game than the final record indicates. Still, I’d like the gap between these two numbers to be larger. And yes, I’m typing this in real time. I haven’t calculated last weeks record yet). For those of you wondering, Amanda went 32-22. Not bad considering she picked some crazy upsets based on the fact that she had never heard of some of the schools.
9/27 picks: 32-16. A worse winning percentage. I’ve gotten worse with my picks every week. Time to go undefeated with this week’s picks:
UNH has the week off. We’re in the driver’s seat right now. I can’t figure out Nova for the life of me. They lose to Penn and beat JMU, who just beat App State? Huh??? Who knows what’ll happen in the Battle O’ The Cats in Philly. On to FBS
Penn State over Purdue (High scoring game.)
Georgia Tech over Duke
Michigan State over Iowa
Minnesota over Indiana
Boston College over North Carolina State (If I picked these on a 1-100 confidence scale, this game would get a 0.3).
West Virginia over Rutgers
Akron over Kent State
Oklahoma over Baylor (Clllllloser than the experts think. Sooners pull it out late and win by 14).
Florida over Arkansas (By a whole lot. The Gators will be pissed).
Kansas over Iowa State
Virginia Tech over Western Kentucky
New Mexico State over Alcorn State
Colorado State over UNLV
South Carolina over Ole Miss (I just see a huge letdown here for the Rebs. I’ll probably get this wrong).
Ohio over Western Michigan
Stanford over Notre Dame (This is a cute game).
Tulane over Army (This is not).
Alabama over Kentucky (I’m a believer in the Tide. Should have picked them last week like I wanted to).
Texas Tech over Kansas State (Barely. Barely.)
Arizona State over California
Illinois over Michigan (The Wolverines ARE NOT FOR REAL. Go to sleep Ann Arbor).
Miami (OH) over Temple (I may stop picking MAC games. Bo-fucking-ring).
UCF over SMU (Who the fuck cares?)
Miami (FL) over Florida State
Bowling Green over Eastern Michigan
Air Force over Navy
Nevada over Idaho
Auburn over Vanderbilt (PLAY KODI BURNS)
TCU over SDSU
North Carolina over UConn (The dream dies here, Huskie fans. Who will win the Big East?)
FIU over North Texas (Edging out UCF/SMU for the toilet bowl game of the week).
Maryland over Virginia (The Beyond the Beltway Couldn’t Care Less Game).
Louisiana-Lafayette over Louisiana-Monroe (BLOODFEUD)
Southern Mississippi over UTEP
Tennessee over Northern Illinois (I was tempted).
Oklahoma State over Texas A&M (Watch out for the ‘Pokes).
Ball State over Toledo (A win here and the whatever they are Ball State team could go undefeated. BCS?!?!)
Texas over Colorado
Arizona over Washington (The New Pac-10 favorite, after USC)
USC over Oregon (By at least 3 TDs)
Ohio State over Wisconsin (By about 10. Which is close to a 3 TD win in the Big 10).
Rice over Tulsa (The final score of this game could very well be 77-70).
Missouri over Nebraska
New Mexico over Wyoming
Fresno State over Hawaii
UCLA over Washington State
I did not pick a Game O’ The Week because there isn’t one. I also didn’t pick a real upset. I came close to Colorado over Texas. Also, watch out for the Texas Tech/KState game. And then there’s the pesky Baylor Bears. And Nebraska isn’t bad. Here’s my fearless prediction: One of the Top 10 Big XII teams (Mizzou, OU, Texas, and TTech) will lose this weekend. And yes, I know I just contradicted my picks.
Back next week. Go Rays.