10 Things The Nats Should Do This Offseason

(according to an unemployed person who has never worked in a sports front office, because this is the internet, people)

The baseball offseason is underway and, well, right now it’s at a very slow simmer. The top free agent on the market is Robinson Cano, but with his sights (at age 31) set on $300 million, the bidding war will only be between the Yankees and Cano. I’d guess that he ends up with 8 years/$210 million with New York. The only team I can see sneaking in to sign him is in Los Angeles, but it isn’t the Dodgers (okay, they’re technically in Anaheim, which is nearly as far from Dodger Stadium as Camden Yards is from Nationals Park, but go with me here).


Hey, speaking of Nationals Park….


By any set of expectations, the Washington Nationals were the most disappointing team in 2013. As it turned out, they were not invincible. Injuries hampered them. Regression wafted over the locker room. And the bullpen imploded repeatedly.


If the 2014 Nationals are going to get back on the contention track, they need to shake things up. They have already hired first-time manager Matt Williams to drive the train. Williams was not my favorite candidate. I would have much preferred to see Charlie Manuel on South Capitol Street, but chances are, after being managed by a near-octogenarian for the previous 2 seasons, they wanted to go young in the managerial office. Williams will bring his Arizona Diamondbacks Grit™ to Washington. I’m not sure how that will work. But we’ll see.


Now that the managerial hole is filled, there are ten things I’d like to see happen during this offseason. They probably need to happen in this order:


1. Trade Adam LaRoche
LaRoche’s trade value is very low. He’ll earn $12 million in 2014 (there’s a mutual option for 2015 that will not be mutually agreed upon). I see no reason to keep LaRoche around for another season, because he is stunting the growth of a number of players. His mere presence limits what the Nationals can do. So eat half of his salary, bring back a low-to-mid tier A-ball pitcher, and proceed onward. Tampa Bay makes some sense, as they’re in dire need of a power-hitting first baseman.


2. Move Ryan Zimmerman to First Base
Does Ryan Zimmerman want to move to first base? I don’t know. I’d guess that he doesn’t. But if Ryan Zimmerman wants to help this team win a World Series, he has to acknowledge that a move across the diamond helps this team more than his whirling-dervish throws from third base will.


Every advanced metric shows that Zimmerman was a disaster at 3B last year. Science teaches us that we, as humans, do not ever get younger. With that knowledge, it’s a safe assumption that the ailments and injuries that we accrue don’t just get better. Zimmerman’s shoulder is a mess. Moving him to first base means far fewer throws across the diamond, unless the 3-5 putout becomes en vogue.


3. Move Anthony Rendon Back To His Natural Position at Third Base
This is self-explanatory. Rendon has a long-term ankle issue. He was fortunate enough to not take a slide to his ankle while playing second base last year. He belongs at third and with Ryan Zimmerman across the diamond, that can happen.


4. Fill The Void At Second Base With Danny Espinosa
At least for now. Look, Robinson Cano isn’t walking through that door, nor, as a Nats fan, do I want him to. Cano will cost far too much money.


Danny Espinosa’s 2013 was a disaster that landed him in Syracuse. My hope is that a new manager and perhaps some new perspective will turn him into less of a liability at the plate. Because in the field, he’s very good.


5. Sign Jordan Zimmermann To A Long-Term Deal
It’s going to cost a lot of money, but it’s absolutely imperative for the Nats to keep Zimmermann in DC. He’s the best pitcher on the staff. If you want to argue that Stephen Strasburg is, you don’t watch a lot of Nats games. Zimmermann’s second half was a few steps behind his first half, but all told, his 2013 was good enough to call him a front-line starter. He should be paid like one. His contract expires in two years. He should be extended, at least, 6 years/$90 million. I’d go higher too.


6. Trade Ian Desmond
Ian Desmond’s contract is also up in two years. He is, right now, the best shortstop in the National League. He’s won the previous two Silver Slugger awards (say what you’d like about that) and was a Gold Glove finalist (see previous aside) in 2013. His defense has greatly improved. He went through a defensive slump at the start of the year, but he put it together.


At the plate, Desmond is inarguably the best SS in the National League (we are assuming that Troy Tulowitzki is hurt, because, of course he is). He’s hit 20+ homers each of the last two season and he’s improved his on-base pct to a respectable .330 level.


So, why trade him?


Well, he’ll be very expensive to extend. More expensive than Zimmermann. Elvis Andrus, a lesser player than Ian Desmond, was extended by the Rangers to the tune of $15 million per season through 2022. Desmond’s value is never going to be higher than it is right now. I firmly believe he can be the centerpiece of a trade that will bring back a solid number 2 starter (think Jeff Samardzija). And if Detroit is willing to listen on Max Scherzer (as the rumors insist they are), well, Ian Desmond’s not a bad place to start.


7. Acquire Jurickson Profar. Make Him The Starting Shortstop
Lucas Giolito and AJ Cole for Profar. Texas can’t say no to that. Is it a lot to give up? Absolutely. Do I think Profar is worth it? Absolutely.


8. Take a Flier on Josh Johnson
He’ll be a cheap free agent with a lot of injury concerns. So you give him a one-year deal with a player option at about $5 or $6 million per year and hope that there’s something left in his arm tank. Yes, arm tank.


9. Listen on Denard Span
It’s worth listening. Maybe start the Texas Rangers off with Giolito and Span for Profar. Include Nate Karns in that. Maybe Texas likes the idea of having a true starting centerfielder and not Julio Borbon.


Span seems like a nice fellow, but I want an outfield made up of guys who get on base. Bryce Harper can play centerfield. Move him over to center field and…


10. Back The Brinks Truck Up To Shin-Soo Choo’s House
Mike Rizzo: “Shin-Soo, what will it take to get you to Washington and in left field?
Choo: “(A number and year)”
Mike Rizzo: “Great. Sign here.”


Choo is a good enough defensive corner outfielder, but that’s not why I covet him. He is the true leadoff hitter that this team needs. He would be an excellent fit in this lineup. Is signing him the top offseason priority? Probably not down on South Capitol Street. But if the cash is there (it is), and you can make the above moves happen to open the space for Choo, why not do this? Why not?


Bonus: Bring Michael Morse back as a pinch-hitter at a low cost. Just do it. For me. I love nostalgia. And I love A-Ha.


My Ideal Opening Day Lineup:


LF: Shin-Soo Choo
3B: Anthony Rendon
CF: Bryce Harper
1B: Ryan Zimmerman
RF: Jayson Werth
C: Wilson Ramos
SS: Jurickson Profar
2B: Danny Espinosa

P: Stephen Strasburg

Rick Pitino Loves Italian Restaurants and Other Things: The 2013-14 College Basketball Preview

Normally, I don’t write season previews after the season has begun because that seems unfair. However, regardless of what the schedule says, and with all apologies to UMass-Lowell and Northern Kentucky, the season starts tomorrow, or tonight if you care about Stanford and BYU (I do…11 p.m. on ESPN2).

I love ESPN’s 24 hours (it’s actually about 29) of college hoops to start the season. Maybe you have a job and can’t stay up to watch Wichita State host Western Kentucky at 1 a.m. Eastern, but I don’t have a job and I can. Will I? Only if the fates (and my body) allow.

The 24 hours of college hoops is a fantastic gimmick enterprise that gives teams like Hartford University and New Mexico State nationally televised games at odd hours. When you wake up tomorrow to get ready for work, Hartford will be playing 2013 March Madness cinderella Florida Gulf Coast University.

The whole shebang culminates though in what is probably the best doubleheader, on paper, in the recent or distant history of college basketball with #1 Kentucky and #2 Michigan State playing at 7:30 p.m. (ESPN) followed by #4 Duke and #5 Kansas playing at 9:30 (ESPN) in Chicago. There are far too many “made for TV” college basketball tournaments during the non-conference season, but this is not one that I will complain about (it’s also not technically a tournament).

The four teams playing in that doubleheader could very well be your four Final Four teams in April. Kentucky brings in a freshman class similar to the one that won the championship two seasons ago, led by future top 2 NBA Draft pick Julius Randle. Michigan State brings back the leadership of seniors Keith Appling and Adreian Payne, as well as super-sophomores Gary Harris. Duke welcomes Chicago’s-own Jabari Parker, who will host a homecoming of sorts tomorrow when he welcomes Kansas into the United Center.

The Jayhawks are the most high-profile team coming into this season because of Andrew Wiggins, the latest Toronto to America star (joining Aubrey Drake, Justin Bieber, and to a lesser extent, Kelly Olynyk).

Wiggins, or “The Canadian Michael Jordan” (no pressure) is the highest profile freshman since I cannot remember when. There’s a world of pressure on a player with absurd athleticism, great defensive prowess, and, if we’re to believe the scouts, a tendency to “Ben McLemore” (v. To disappear from time-to-time.).

It will be interesting (nay, fascinating) to watch Parker in his hometown arena play Wiggins with the eyes of the college basketball world glaring at him for the first time. Neither freshman will feel this much pressure again until the tournament starts. It will be interesting to see who, if either, can excel in that environment. I’m more than a little excited for this game.

And that’s to say nothing about the “undercard” between the top two teams in the country (according to the entirely subjective and predictive rankings of the Associated Press).

So, who else is good?

Well, we should probably start with the Louisville Cardinals, who return Russ Smith, who thought for some reason that he would be a coveted NBA Draftee, but lose Peyton Siva and (more importantly in my mind) Gorgui Dieng. Chane Behanan returns (and was just (literally as I was typing this paragraph) reinstated by Rick Pitino) as does Kevin Ware, whose recovery from tearing his leg apart was much faster than the “forever” I though it would be.

Arizona is also good and well coach, with Sean Miller still at the helm. The Wildcats bring in a great freshman class led by Aaron Gordon.

The Wildcats travel to Ann Arbor in mid-December for a game against the Michigan Wolverines that will be a big test for both teams. Look for the intriguing matchup of the freshman Gordon with Michigan’s “out of nowhere” NCAA tournament sensation Mitch McGary.

Outside of the traditional power conferences, Virginia Commonwealth and Wichita State are the cream of the crop, as both return key players from teams that made the tournament last season (with the Shockers advancing to the Final Four).

The one team who I think is on the outer fringes right now who could make a big run this season is Oregon, assuming they aren’t jet-lagged from having to open the season in South Korea.

Okay, I’ve Read Enough. Who Is Going to the Final Four?

Michigan State is. I love Tom Izzo coached teams. Michigan State won’t out finesse anyone, but they will brutalize everyone. The matchup tomorrow with Kentucky’s athletic young players will be really interesting to watch, but even if the Spartans fall, this is a team that is made for March and early April, led by the best coach in college basketball.

So is Kentucky. Last year’s weird mix of talented players with no rhythm is a thing of the past. This team resembles the championship team too much for me to ignore. I expect Julius Randle to play himself into the top pick of the NBA Draft.

I also really like Arizona. Sean Miller keeps getting teams close. This is the team to get over the top, led by the freshman Aaron Gordon who will lead the Pac-12 in rebounding.

And finally, VCU, which seems, I’m sure, like just trying to go against the grain, but much like with Michigan State, this is a team whose style is suited for March. They’re deep. They shoot well. And they run better than anyone else. And with a fairly easy regular season schedule, I expect VCU to have a fairly smooth path in the tournament, likely as a 2 or 3 seed.

In the finals, I like the contrast between Michigan State and VCU. It will be a physical, bruising, probably low-scoring affair, but ultimately, I like Michigan State to come out on top.

Who Is The Top 10 Team That Won’t Be There At The End of the Season?

Oklahoma State. I like Marcus Smart a lot. How could you not? But Oklahoma State is ranked in the top-10 right now because a really good player came back to school, not because they’re exceptionally deep or do anything really well. Le’Bryan Nash is a good player too. But again, my previous point…

Who Is The Player of the Year?

Julius Randle at Kentucky.

What Are The Chances That Any Of This Will Be Right?

21.35%.

Dispatches From DC: A Review of the Last 5 Weeks of My Life

“Distance is an essential American pleasure, the greatest American chore. Each of us must conquer it.”

It took me 9 months to quit my job in the Senate. 9 months from the first time I decided I needed to do it to the day I handed in my resignation.

Uncertainty is fear-inducing for most people. In that way, I am like most people. Routine and certainty run my life. For over 5 years, I knew where I was going every Monday through Friday (and sometimes on Saturdays and Sundays too). I checked my blackberry at the same time every morning (as soon as I woke up) and at the same time every night (the moment right before I got into bed) and about 150 other times throughout the day.

Most people quit a job because they hate their job. In that way, I am unlike most people. I loved my job. I still do love my job. I miss it immensely. Never during my childhood, teen years, or college years could I have predicted that I would live in Washington, DC and not only live in this great city, but work for our government. My interest in politics was and will always be long-standing. I enjoyed watching CSPAN2 as a teenager because it made me feel smart. I was so excited when I first had the chance to vote in an election. Never though did I think that as an adult I would watch CSPAN2 more than I saw my family, my friends, and my girlfriend.

My time working for Senator Reid was the greatest blessing I’ve ever received in my life. I got to work for a political figure I respected (and always will) and I got to meet and work with people from every part of North America. Because of that job, I now have life-long friends who grew up in places like Las Vegas, Mexico, Georgia, Louisiana, Philadelphia, and a host of other places I’m only leaving out for space purposes. For a kid from Taunton, Massachusetts with no pedigree to speak of and no great academic background, well, how lucky could I possibly get?

So why would I leave a job like that, in a place where I was respected and well-liked for a world of uncertainty and all of the fear and anxiety that comes with it?

That’s a really great question that I just asked myself. In the most truthful sense (and this will assuredly be something that if you’re a future employer reading this to vet me you will probably raise a red flag over) I just didn’t want to work any more. I was exhausted. And my job was keeping me from doing the things I enjoyed. Traveling. Writing. Cooking. Sleeping well. Not having anxiety attacks. Eating dinner with Amanda. And so on.

When I explained to people what I was doing during the month-long period between submitting my resignation and actually leaving, I was struck by the reactions. Some people hugged me and expressed joy and envy. Others thought I was dying of a disease. Still others questioned why someone would want to leave a job. The general trend though was that the “lifers” (those people who had been working on Capitol Hill for 20+ years) were those that fell into the first group. These are people who were journalists or staff members who had given so much of themselves to their cause. These are people who didn’t do what I was planning to do when they were 29. And these were people who, by and large, regretted that.

So for all of the 30-somethings who said it was a bad career move, I was comforted by the more experienced people with the greater perspective who saw very clearly that prestigious employment, even in a town like This Town, isn’t more important than personal happiness. Those people gave me the inspiration to make this happen. Without that support, those final days in the Senate would have been more difficult for me than they were.

And so, as you know, I hit the road. I had absolutely no idea how much of a challenge my road trip would be. I could not have accurately estimated how lonely the road can be when you know at the end of the day, you won’t be seeing someone you know. There were moments where I felt completely empty. Those usually came when I was out of place.

Near the end of my trip I needed to stop for gas and a bathroom break in the town of Dalhart, Texas, way up in the panhandle, north of Amarillo. I will never forget the glare I received from a woman who saw my license plate before she saw me. The glare said, “Get out of here.” It was cold and mean and frankly everything I would expect from a small-town Texan, unfortunately. Inside the gas station, the attendant would not make eye contact with me when I paid for my Coke. It felt like the sort of scenario you’d experience in a dream. Experiences like that sour you on not just individual people, but on the towns and cities they live in.

Once I left Los Angeles, I decided that I didn’t want to be on the road anymore, which presented a rather difficult logistical problem, namely that I was 3,000 miles from home, in my car. At that point, I had run out of the strength it takes to walk into a new restaurant every night, pull up a seat at the bar, and hope that someone nearby was in a talkative mood. And then, even if they were feeling gabby, I was just repeating the same story to a different face. “No, I’m not from here. I’m from Washington, DC. I’m on a road trip. Yes, I’m by myself. No, I have a girlfriend. Yes, she’s very understanding. No, traveling alone is not everything it’s cracked up to be. I worked in the government. No, I don’t have a job anymore. No, I’m not sure what I’m going to do when I get home. Yes, my chicken is delicious, thank you.” It’s an exhausting endeavor. I love people and I especially love people’s stories and backgrounds. But after 3 weeks, you just sort of stop caring about their own stories and, even more, your own.

The open road is romanticized in prose. And it’s long been romanticized in my head. I thought that spending a handful of hours on the road by myself every day would make things clear. I’d know what I wanted to do professionally. I’d decide, once and for all, whether or not I want to stay in DC. My life would become clear. And I had done the cross-country road trip before, albeit with Amanda. I knew how to travel. It would be a breeze. A freeing, comforting breeze.

Instead, I spent those hours thinking about every conversation I’ve ever had in my life. I would find myself lost in thought going over conversations I had with classmates in 4th grade. One night, when I couldn’t fall asleep because the time zone changes had caught up with me, I spent a solid hour trying to pinpoint the exact most important moment in my life. Then, I turned that into a sort-of Rorschach test:

Given the choice, would you rather (a.) Witness the most important moment in your past or (b.) Witness a randomly selected (presumably by the god or genie who is allowing you to do such  a thing) 5 minutes of your future life. Eventually, I turned the TV on.

By the way, I chose A.

One thing a lot of people told me before I left was, “Wow, I wish I could do that.” I could not discourage you enough from taking a trip like this. Spending all of your days alone can be a very sad experience. I pride myself on being independent. I like going to the movies alone. I like driving alone. I also prefer to sleep alone (Amanda knows this. Please don’t think I’m dropping some great bombshell here). If I learned one thing from my trip it is this: I’m not as independent as I’d like to be. I need the comforts of my life, primarily the people who bring me great comfort and joy. Three weeks is not a long period of time. I get that. But the days move by very slowly when you have no one to turn to when you’re feeling alone or when you’ve spent too much time reflecting on your “self.” Self-reflection, like black tar heroin, is great. But only in moderation.

The quote at the top of this post is from Esquire Magazine’s “75 Things Every Man Should Do Before You Die.”It’s a ridiculous list. Very Esquire. The quote is a companion for the number 9 item: “Drive By Yourself Coast to Coast.”

I conquered “the greatest American chore.” The relief I felt when I walked into my apartment at the end of my trip was unlike anything I’ve ever felt. Did it make all of the lonesome, sleepless nights in cookie-cutter hotel rooms worth it? Absolutely not. But it certainly gave me an appreciation for what I have in my life. And so if that’s the lesson of all of this, well, lesson learned.

TRIP STATISTICS, FACTS, LISTS, MINUTIAE:

October 7-28
Total Distance Traveled: 7,582.5 miles
Total Driving Time: 134 Hours, 1 Minute
Amount Spent on Fuel: $756.23
Average Fuel Economy: 35.5 MPG
Average Speed: 58 MPH

Highest Elevation Reached: 7,500 feet above sea level (Mogollon Rim, Arizona)
Lowest Elevation Reached: 225 feet below sea level (Salton Sea, California)

U.S. License Plates I did not see:
Connecticut
Delaware
Kentucky
Louisiana
Maine
Mississippi
Rhode Island

I saw my first Kansas license plate 5 miles south of the Kansas border. Kansans do not like to leave their state.

Cheapest Gas: $2.95/gallon in Hamilton, MO

Favorite (ironically) Roadside Highway Sign: Somewhere in rural northern Missouri: A confederate flag next to a hand-painted sign that read “IMPEACH THE CLOWN.” I wonder who that educated fellow is talking about…

I saw a lot of confederate (I refuse to capitalize the word) flags in Kansas and Missouri, which reflects very poorly on those two places.

Best Breakfast: Bison Benedict at Main Street Overeasy in Bozeman, Montana
Best Lunch: Pork Carnitas Burrito from Yuca’s in Los Angeles (Los Feliz)
Best Dinner: Chicken Mole at The Dish in Boise, Idaho

Album of the Trip: Haim’s “Days Are Gone.” I went back to this album any time I needed a pick-me-up. Just a terrific collection of pop songs with nods to a lot of genres and styles. On the short-list for my Album of the Year along with Vampire Weekend’s “Modern Vampires of the City,” Generationals’ “Heza,” Chvrches’ “The Bones of What You Believe,” and Yo La Tengo’s “Fade.”

Best Hotel Experience: Staybridge Suites, Bismarck, North Dakota (Very comfy bed, large suite, functional shower head)
Worst Hotel Experience: Holiday Inn Express, Springfield, Illinois (My room smelled like mold, the fan wouldn’t turn off, and the rusty shower head dripped water)

Hotel Discovery: I’m a 3 1/2 star hotel person. I stayed at two 4-star hotels on this trip and found them to be an unnecessary middle-ground. Either stay in a 3 1/2 star or a 5-star. There should be nothing in between. I’d also like to add that at both 4-star hotels, I had the privilege to pay $10 for WiFi as well as the great honor to pay $5 for a 16 oz. bottle of Nestle PureLife water.

City I Can’t Wait to Go Back To: LA, obviously. But also Bend, Oregon
City I Can Wait to Go Back To: A lot.

With that, thanks for reading these. From here, this will return to its irregularly scheduled sports blog.

And remember, YOLOBus.