Week 6 NFL Picks

I’m really terrible at picking NFL games. Awful. I won last week with a pathetic total of 6 correct. I need to find a new line of work. With my victory over David last week, here are our current standings:

Matt: +6
Jim: +3
Kristien: +2
David: -1
Amanda: -1

This week we’re joined by New Hampshire bear and Mid-Atlantic Bias stalwart Harry Lund. He will likely destroy me. Here are our picks:

Jason’s Picks:
Kansas City (+6 1/2) over Washington
Houston (+5 1/2) over Cincinnati
Cleveland (+14) over Pittsburgh
Minnesota (-3) over Baltimore
Jacksonville (-9 1/2) over St. Louis
New York Giants (+3) over New Orleans
Tampa Bay (+3) over Carolina
Detroit (+13 1/2) over Green Bay
Philadelphia (-14) over Oakland *
Arizona (+3) over Seattle
New York Jets (-9 1/2) over Buffalo
New England (-9) over Tennessee
Chicago (+3 1/2) over Atlanta
Denver (+3 1/2) over San Diego

Harry’s Picks:
Kansas City (+6 1/2) over Washington
Cincinnati (-5 1/2) over Houston
Pittsburgh (-14) over Cleveland
Minnesota (-3) over Baltimore
Jacksonville (-9 1/2) over St. Louis
New Orleans (-3) over New York Giants
Tampa Bay (+3) over Carolina
Green Bay (-13 1/2) over Detroit
Philadelphia (-14) over Oakland
Seattle (-3) over Arizona
New York Jets (-9 1/2) over Buffalo
Tennessee (+9) over New England
Chicago (+ 3 1/2) over Atlanta
Denver (+3 1/2) over San Diego *

Week 5 NFL Picks

Well, another week, another similar result. I think I’ve reached the conclusion that we’re really playing for positive points here (Sorry Amanda). Last week, Jim beat me by 3 (as I got my Lock of the Week incorrect, again). So here’s our season standings:

Matt: +6
Jim: +3
Kristen: +2
Amanda: -2

I’m ready to announce a plan for this challenge that could shake up the game forever (I wish I had Julie Chen available to read that). We’re going to repeat contestants. It’s simple really, there’s 17 weeks in the NFL season. So 8 people get two weeks of picks and then our top 2 performers square off in Week 17 to determine the ultimate prognosticator. If you want to be a guest picker, by all means, let me know. I just go week-by-week here. There’s no plan.

This week, we’re joined by David Roy Christian Machado (better known by his stage name of “Dave Machado”). David might not be a huge football fan. Or any kind of football fan. But if there’s one thing he is, it’s a computer sciencey guy. So he created some algorithms, punched up some real good C++ stuff, and came up with some solid Week 5 picks, even if he does greatly anticipate Wayne Gretzky hitting lots of grand slams for the Chicago Bulls this weekend.

Jason’s Picks:
Cincinnati (+9) over Baltimore
Buffalo (-6) over Cleveland
Washington (+3.5) over Carolina
Pittsburgh (-11.5) over Detroit
Kansas City (+9) over Dallas
Oakland (+16) over New York Giants
Tampa Bay (+15.5) over Philadelphia
Minnesota (-11) over St. Louis
San Francisco (-2.5) over Atlanta
Arizona (-5) over Houston
New England (-3) over Denver
Jacksonville (-3) over Seattle
Indianapolis (-3) over Tennessee *
New York Jets (PK) over Miami

David’s Picks:
Baltimore (-9) over Cincinnati
Cleveland (+6) over Buffalo
Carolina (-3.5) over Washington
Detroit (+11.5) over Pittsburgh
Dallas (-9) over Kansas City
Oakland (+16) over New York Giants
Philadelphia (-15.5) over Tampa Bay
St. Louis (+11) over Minnesota
San Francisco (-2.5) over Atlanta *
Houston (+5) over Arizona
Denver (+3) over New England
Jacksonville (-3) over Seattle
Indianapolis (-3) over Tennessee
Miami (PK) over New York Jets

Week 4 NFL Picks

A great week by Kristen last week who racked up 11 correct picks and beat me 11-9. That brings Kristen to a +2, putting her second in the standings to Matt. Here’s how we shape up after 3 weeks:

Matt +6
Kristen +2
Amanda -2

This week’s guest picker is James Buckless who was kind enough to make his picks on Thursday as I will be away from the computer this weekend. On to the picks (as always, * Indicates Lock of the Week)

My Picks:
Houston (-9.5) over Oakland
Tennessee (-3) over Jacksonville
Baltimore (+2) over New England *
Cincinnati (-5.5) over Cleveland
New York Giants (-8.5) over Kansas City
Chicago (-10) over Detroit
Washington (-7) over Tampa Bay
Indianapolis (-10.5) over Seattle
New York Jets (+7) over New Orleans
Buffalo (+2) over Miami
San Francisco (-9.5) over St. Louis
Denver (+3) over Dallas
San Diego (+6.5) over Pittsburgh
Green Bay (+3.5) over Minnesota

Jim’s Picks:
Oakland (+9.5) over Houston
Tennessee (-3) over Jacksonville
New England (-2) over Baltimore
Cincinnati (-5.5) over Cleveland
New York Giants (-8.5) over Kansas City *
Chicago (-10) over Detroit
Tampa Bay (+7) over Washington
Seattle (+10.5) over Indianapolis
New York Jets (+7) over New Orleans
Miami (-2) over Buffalo
St. Louis (+9.5) over San Francisco
Denver (+3) over Dallas
Pittsburgh (-6.5) over San Diego
Minnesota (-3.5) over Green Bay

Week 3 NFL Picks

Last week, I was sexually assaulted by Matt, who got an amazing 12 games correct to my pathetic 7. However, I lost my “Lock of the Week” bumping Matt’s total for the week to a +6. Here are our standings after two weeks:

Matt +6
Amanda -2

For this week, Kristen Cote will be challenging me. Some would look at this as me trying to bounce back by facing someone who doesn’t watch very much NFL football. They would be very correct. (* indicates Lock of the Week)

My Picks:

Tennessee (+3) over New York Jets
Houston (-3 1/2) over Jacksonville
Kansas City (+9) over Philadelphia
Baltimore (-13) over Cleveland
New York Giants (-6 1/2) over Tampa Bay
Detroit (+6 1/2) over Washington
Green Bay (-6 1/2) over St. Louis
San Francisco (+7) over Minnesota
Atlanta (+4) over New England
Chicago (-2) over Seattle
Buffalo (+6) over New Orleans
Miami (+6) over San Diego
Pittsburgh (-4) over Cincinnati
Denver (-1 1/2) over Oakland
Indianapolis (+3) over Arizona *
Dallas (-8 1/2) over Carolina

Kristen’s Picks:

New York Jets (-3) over Tennessee
Houston (-3 1/2) over Jacksonville
Philadelphia (-9) over Kansas City
Baltimore (-13) over Cleveland
New York Giants (-6 1/2) over Tampa Bay
Detroit (+6 1/2) over Washington
Green Bay (-6 1/2) over St. Louis *
Minnesota (-7) over San Francisco
New England (-4) over Atlanta
Chicago (-2) over Seattle
New Orleans (-6) over Buffalo
San Diego (-6) over Miami
Cincinnati (+4) over Pittsburgh
Oakland (+1 1/2) over Denver
Arizona (-3) over Indianapolis
Carolina (+8 1/2) over Dallas

Week 2 NFL Picks

First though, last week’s results:

Jason- 8 correct
Amanda- 6 correct

I’ve decided that the winner will be the person with the greatest (positive) differential against me at the end of the season. As to what the prize is, that is still a mystery. So going forward, here are the standings:

Amanda -2

For week 2, our guest picker will be Matthew Minton. Remember that the asterisk indicates the lock of the week. If you lose the lock of the week game, you lose a point off of your total correct for the week (I won’t explain this again in Week 3). We’ll get to his picks in a moment, but first, here are mine: (our lines are from Thursday’s USA Today)

Jason’s Picks:
Kansas City (-3) over Oakland
Houston (+6 1/2) over Tennessee
New England (-3 1/2) over New York Jets
Green Bay (-9) over Cincinnati
Detroit (+9 1/2) over Minnesota
New Orleans (PK) over Philadelphia
Atlanta (-6) over Carolina
Washington (-9 1/2) over St. Louis
Jacksonville (-3) over Arizona *
Seattle (+1 1/2) over San Francisco
Tampa Bay (+5) over Buffalo
Denver (-3) over Cleveland
Baltimore (+3) over San Diego
Pittsburgh (-3) over Chicago
New York Giants (+3) over Dallas
Indianapolis (-3) over Miami

Matt’s Picks:

Oakland (+3) over Kansas City
Tennessee (- 6 1/2) over Houston
New York Jets (+3 1/2) over New England
Green Bay (-9) over Cincinnati
Minnesota (-9 1/2) over Detroit
New Orleans (PK) over Philadelphia *
Atlanta (-6) over Carolina
Washington (-9 1/2) over St. Louis
Arizona (+3) over Jacksonville
San Francisco (-1 1/2) over Seattle
Buffalo (-5) over Tampa Bay
Denver (-3) over Cleveland
Baltimore (+3) over San Diego
Pittsburgh (-3) over Chicago
New York Giants (+3) over Dallas
Indianapolis (-3) over Miami

Week One NFL Picks

It’s a new feature on Mid-Atlantic Bias…The 2009 Jason Challenge. Every week, a guest, at their request, will go head-to-head with me picking that weeks NFL games against the spread. That’s right, you have the chance to challenge me every week. One point is awarded for every correct pick. And if you get your “Lock of the Week” incorrect, you lose a point off of your total score. So tell your friends and tell your enemies. Otherwise, it’ll just be me vs. Amanda every week. Here’s week one: (current line as of Sunday at 10:45 AM)

Jason’s Picks:
Atlanta (-4) over Miami
Kansas City (+12.5) over Baltimore
Philadelphia (-2.5) over Carolina
Cincinnati (-4.5) over Denver
Minnesota (-4) over Cleveland *Lock of the week
New York Jets (+4.5) over Houston
Indianapolis (-6.5) over Jacksonville
New Orleans (-13.5) over Detroit
Dallas (-5) over Tampa Bay
Arizona (-6) over San Francisco
New York Giants (-6.5) over Washington
Seattle (-7.5) over St. Louis
Green Bay (-4) over Chicago
New England (-11) over Buffalo
San Diego (-9.5) over Oakland

Amanda’s Picks:
Atlanta (-4) over Miami
Kansas City (+12.5) over Baltimore
Philadelphia (-2.5) over Carolina
Denver (+4.5) over Cincinnati
Minnesota (-4) over Cleveland *Lock of the week
Houston (-4.5) over New York Jets
Indianapolis (-6.5) over Jacksonville
New Orleans (-13.5) over Detroit
Dallas (-5) over Tampa Bay
Arizona (-6) over San Francisco
New York Giants (-6.5) over Washington
St. Louis (+7.5) over Seattle
Chicago (+4) over Green Bay
New England (-11) over Buffalo
San Diego (-9.5) over Oakland

NFL Preview

I’ll be brief, but I’ll be accurate. Here is the 2009 NFL season, two days before the first game is played. I’m that good. (* indicates wild card team)

AMERICAN FOOTBALL CONFERENCE
AFC East
1. New England
2. New York Jets
3. Miami
4. Buffalo

AFC North
1. Pittsburgh
2. Baltimore*
3. Cincinnati
4. Cleveland

AFC South
1. Houston
2. Indianapolis*
3. Jacksonville
4. Tennessee

AFC West
1. San Diego
2. Kansas City
3. Oakland
4. Denver

NATIONAL FOOTBALL CONFERENCE
NFC East
1. New York Giants
2. Dallas Cowboys
3. Philadelphia Eagles
4. Washington Redskins

NFC North
1. Green Bay Packers
2. Chicago Bears*
3. Minnesota Vikings*
4. Detroit Lions

NFC South
1. Atlanta Falcons
2. New Orleans Saints
3. Carolina Panthers
4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

NFC West
1. Seattle Seahawks
2. Arizona Cardinals
3. St. Louis Rams
4. San Francisco 49ers

Wild Card Round

Baltimore over Houston
New England over Indianapolis

Chicago over Seattle
New York Giants over Minnesota

Divisional Round

San Diego over Baltimore
Pittsburgh over New England

Green Bay over Chicago
Atlanta over New York Giants

Conference Championships

San Diego over Pittsburgh

Green Bay over Atlanta

Super Bowl XLIV

Green Bay over San Diego

NFL MVP: Aaron Rodgers (QB/Green Bay)
NFL ROOKIE OF THE YEAR: Mark Sanchez (QB/New York Jets)
NFL COACH OF THE YEAR:
Mike McCarthy (Green Bay Packers)

So, yea, I like the Packers a lot. If you have any questions, please, feel free to ask them. Enjoy the 2009 NFL season. I will. Even when I’m dead wrong about these picks…

The Matthew Minton Special

I’m not even sure that Matt remembers the bias (read Matt at http://www.baseballstothewall.com), but this one is for him. I’d be remiss if I didn’t project some FCS for the fans. I know very little about FCS. So don’t go to Vegas with dreams of big money in your little heads.

FCS Final 8:

Villanova Wildcats
New Hampshire Wildcats
Appalachian State Mountaineers
Richmond Spiders
Montana Grizzlies
Northern Iowa Panthers
Weber State Wildcats
Wofford Terriers

FCS Final 4:

Appalachian State over New Hampshire
Villanova over Montana

FCS Title Game:

Villanova over Appalachian State

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go punch some white dude from Boise.

2009 College Football Preview

Welcome to the newly redesigned and nautically themed Mid-Atlantic Bias. If I had any web design skills, we’d really be in business here. It’s going to be a busy 10 days at the bias. We have the college football preview and my NFL preview. And then I won’t post for a few months. On to the college ball:

Conference breakdown (BCS conferences and some notes on the MWC and WAC). I’ll give my predicted order of finish, conference game of the year, player of the year, and a breakdown of why I think the conference champion will win. Why do I bother to explain this?

ACC:
Atlantic:
1. Florida State
2. Wake Forest
3. North Carolina State
4. Clemson
5. Maryland
6. Boston College

Coastal:
1. Virginia Tech
2. Georgia Tech
3. Miami (FL)
4. North Carolina
5. Virginia
6. Duke

Conference Championship: Virginia Tech over Florida State
I’m fairly confident that Florida State will win the Atlantic division. The Coastal comes down to the game of the year. I give Virginia Tech the nod because of QB Tyrod Taylor. You’ll notice that a lot of my picks later on will be about players who I feel are ready to break out. Taylor is one of them. With Sean Glennon out of the picture, this is Tyrod’s team and I think he will flourish. And as always, the defense will be there. Georgia Tech is on the rise, but for now, I still like the Hokies in the ACC.

Game of the Year: Virginia Tech @ Georgia Tech (10/17)

Player of the Year: Tyrod Taylor (QB/Virginia Tech)

Big (L)East:

1. Cincinnati
2. Rutgers
3. Pittsburgh
4. South Florida
5. West Virginia
6. Connecticut
7. Louisville
8. Syracuse

The trend pick in the Big Least is Rutgers because they have the easiest schedule. By far. Sure, they lose their 3 year starting QB Mike Teel and starting Wide Receiver Tiquan Underwood? But they should be able to rebound fine. I mean, they did win the Big East last year, right? No? Oh, it was Cincinnati? Who returns their starting QB Tony Pike and ready-to-bust-out stud WR Marshawn Gilyard? Frankly, I don’t get the support for Rutgers, beyond the fact that their only road games are against Maryland, Army, Syracuse, UConn, and Louisville. Cincy won the conference last year and returns a better squad than Rutgers. We won’t have to wait long however to decide this. Why?

Game of the Year: Cincinnati @ Rutgers (Labor Day). The Big Least decided to just get the whole conference championship game out of the way early, apparently. Leaves us with plenty of time to enjoy South Florida playing UConn.

Player of the Year: Mardy Gilyard (WR/Cincinnati)

Big 12:

North:
1. Kansas
2. Nebraska
3. Colorado
4. Kansas State
5. Missouri
6. Iowa State

South:
1. Oklahoma State
2. Oklahoma
3. Texas
4. Baylor
5. Texas Tech
6. Texas A&M

Conference Championship: Oklahoma State over Kansas

Okay, so I’m sure that the one thing that just jumped out at you was that I have Oklahoma State as my champion. And yes, I’m probably intentionally going against the grain. I mean, it’s supposed to be Texas or Oklahoma and that’s it. So allow me to make the case against the two before I make the case for Oklahoma State. Texas is, in my mind, terribly overrated. I think Colt McCoy is a very beatable QB. Play tight coverage on the UT WRs and only rush 3, with your LBs in zone and a safety as your spy. Unlike OU’s Sam Bradford, I have never been impressed with McCoy throwing with time. I think if you give McCoy time, without the ability to run, he’s beatable. Texas Tech made him look bad this way last year. And bear in mind, Texas has always had difficulty, historically, travelling to Stillwater to play the ‘Pokes as they have to this year. As for the Oklahoma Sooners, I have very little to take away from them. In fact, I have nothing. Returning Heisman trophy winning QB Sam Bradford. Best TE in the nation (Jermaine Gresham). One of the best coaches in college football in Bob Stoops (even if they lose big games). What makes me choose Oklahoma State over Oklahoma here is that I think Zac Robinson, the Cowboys’ QB, is ready to breakout more than any other player in college football. He’s the second best dual threat QB in the nation, behind Tim Tebow. I expect Robinson to pass for 3,000 yards this season and rush for 1,000. I’m not kidding. And yes, I even think their defense will stop someone. They may not go undefeated. They may even lose to Oklahoma. But I will stick my neck out and crown them the Big XII champion.

Game(s) of the Year: Oklahoma v. Texas (10/17), Oklahoma v. Oklahoma State (11/28), Oklahoma State v. Texas (10/31)

Player of the Year: Zac Robinson (QB/OSU)

Big Ten:

1. Ohio State
2. Penn State
3. Illinois
4. Michigan State
5. Iowa
6. Wisconsin
7. Minnesota
8. Purdue
9. Michigan
10. Northwestern
11. Indiana

I love Terrelle Pryor. And I’m not so certain that I love a retooled Penn State defense. This conference comes down to the game of the year.

Game of the Year: Ohio State @ Penn State (11/7)

Player of the Year: Terrelle Pryor (QB/OSU)

Pac-10

1. USC
2. California
3. UCLA
4. Oregon
5. Oregon State
6. Stanford
7. Washington
8. Arizona State
9. Arizona
10. Washington State

First, Washington will win a conference game. Remember, they would have beaten BYU last year if not for one of the worst “unsportsmanlike conduct” rulings in the history of football against QB Jake Locker. Locker was hurt the next week, did not play again, and the Huskies went winless. Locker is a great QB. Oh, also, USC will win this conference. Not Cal. Not Oregon. Not UCLA. All the prognosticators who are talking about any team that is not USC to win this conference is an idiot. Freshman quarterback or not, it’s USC.

Player of the Year: Joe McKnight (RB/USC)

Game of the Year: California @ Oregon (9/26…in the battle for the Holiday Bowl)

SEC:

East
1. Florida
2-6. Everyone else

West
1. LSU
2. Mississippi
3. Alabama
4. Arkansas
5. Auburn
6. Mississippi State

Conference Championship: Florida over LSU

There is nothing I can say about Florida that you haven’t already heard and likely aren’t completely sick of hearing. Tim Tebow is the greatest college football player of my lifetime. There is no argument. What more does he need to do? Win another Heisman? Another National Championship? If so, get back to me on January 7, 2010.

For the record, I think South Carolina will finish second in the east, followed by Georgia, Tennessee, Vanderbilt, and Kentucky. None will sniff Florida at any point in the season. In fact, when Florida plays Tennessee on September 19, the Gators will win by at least 4 touchdowns. I don’t care if Peyton Manning has a game of eligibility left for the Vols and plays against the Gators. Lane Kiffin asked for this. Shut your mouth, Lane.

Out west, I’m very intrigued by the 3 team race. LSU has been overlooked by most people who are paid to talk about college football when it comes to this division and I’m not sure why. They loaded up on 5 star recruits. Their offense should be exciting with Russell Sheppard playing every position, including QB from time to time, explosive freshman receiver Reuben Randle, and super sophomore Jordan Jefferson at QB. And defensively speaking, they’re still LSU. I like this team a ton.

Game(s) of the Year: Florida @ LSU (10/10), LSU @ Alabama (11/7), LSU @ Mississippi (11/21)

Player of the Year: Tim Tebow (QB/Florida)

MWC and WAC

BYU, Utah, Boise State, and TCU have all been mentioned, again, as potential BCS busters. BYU, however, would need to beat Oklahoma (they also play Florida State) to make a BCS bowl. And that won’t happen. Utah’s biggest stumbling block is against BYU in their final game. TCU has to play BYU and Utah as well. I think by season’s end, all 3 teams will have a loss (BYU to Oklahoma, Utah and TCU to BYU), but BYU’s non conference strength of schedule will help them get a bid.

In the Wac, I just hear everyone talking about Boise State. However, don’t sleep on Nevada. Nevada’s premier non-conference game will come against Notre Dame this Saturday. And Nevada will beat Notre Dame. For all of that talk about Notre Dame as a sleeper BCS team, I think Nevada will end that quickly. They’re lead by a terrific junior QB (Colin Kaepernick) and return nearly all of their defensive starters from last year. They will challenge Boise State in the WAC. Neither, however, will make a BCS bowl. That’s right kids. I don’t see any busting this year.

Five Non-Conference Games (and fearless predictions) You MUST Watch:

9/3: Oregon @ Boise State (Great game for day 1. I like the Broncos to win a shootout)
9/5: Georgia @ Oklahoma State (OSU wins in a potential Game of the Year. I’ve been waiting for this game all summer.)
9/5: Alabama v. Virginia Tech (Virginia Tech pulls the upset in a neutral site game)
9/12: USC @ Ohio State (Ohio St. exacts revenge for last year’s game in Los Angeles.)
9/19: Florida State @ BYU (An interesting test for both teams. If BYU somehow upsets Oklahoma, a win here could get BYU a game against Florida in January. I don’t think they’ll beat the Sooners. I do think they’ll win this game.)

Heisman Trophy:
1. Tim Tebow (QB/Florida)
2. Zac Robinson (QB/Oklahoma State)
3. Sam Bradford (QB/Oklahoma)

Sleeper: Jordan Jefferson (QB/LSU)

BCS Bowls:

Rose Bowl: USC vs. Penn State
Sugar Bowl: Cincinnati vs. LSU
Fiesta Bowl: Oklahoma State vs. BYU
Orange Bowl: Virginia Tech vs. Oklahoma
BCS Title Game: Florida vs. Ohio State (Florida wins. Did you expect anything else?)

"I’m Quite Good," The RJ Toman Story

I’m very excited by the fact that I got an anonymous comment RE: last year’s GUEST post (by Matthew Minton, readable at http://www.newenglandfact.blogspot.com) about UNH QB RJ Toman. The fact that anyone came to my long-lost baby (Mid-Atlantic Bias) and felt the need to comment really does excite me a lot. Even if I didn’t write the post. I’m just glad whenever I’m reminded that Mid-Atlantic Bias exists.

Anywho, I’ve got a few weeks to prepare an FBS preview for 2009. I’m more than a little excited for the dawn of college football and week one provides a few A-list matchups (Georgia/Oklahoma State could be the game of the year and Virginia Tech/Alabama is a marquee game. Also, watch out for the Tennessee/UCLA and Nevada/Notre Dame games). If there is interest in this (and frankly, even if there isn’t) I’m likely going to have my preview up by week 1.

In other news, I’m likely going to revamp the look of the Mid-Atlantic Bias site. It ain’t pretty and was never intended to be, but I’d like to make it a little nicer to look at while still making it readable. So as it is, this is my final MAB post using this design. Who knows, maybe I’ll even put up pictures (not of me).

I can’t go without giving the littles some sports, so here goes:

Ridiculous News Story: Armanti Edwards, Appalachian State’s Senior God/QB nearly chopped his foot off yesterday in a lawn mowing accident. Now, I’ve mowed a lawn or two in my day and while I’m clumsy and injury prone, I can never remember stopping quick and thinking, “Jesus Christ. I nearly severed my toe there. Fuck. I need to be more careful.” Apparently, Edwards didn’t have enough time to react in this manner. He’ll apparently be okay to go for the Mountaineers’ Week 1 game against East Carolina (already a tough matchup, without the starting QB being out with a lawn mower cut to the foot). Needless to say, this is a story that can only come from below the Mason-Dixon line. And frankly, what the hell is a future NFL player (not necessarily QB) doing mowing the lawn? He’s the greatest athlete in the history of his school. And a Craftsman nearly ended his career.

We’re way past the half-way point in the MLB season, but I’ll hand out my award anyway, because really, who’s going to stop me? But first, here’s what I think will shake out in terms of the playoffs.

American League, I like the Yankees to win the East. They look like they’ve hit a stride similar to the Yankees of old. This summer reminds me of the summer of 1998, when after a slightly slow start (not nearly as slowly as this year) the Yankees went on a mission to destroy everything in their path and succeeded, en route to a World Series title and a legitimate argument at being the greatest team in baseball history. I’m not saying this team is that good. Their starting pitching isn’t terribly deep. Sergio Mitre is not going to be winning many playoff games. However, Sabathia, Burnett, Chamberlin, and Pettite will be. In the Central, I really think Chicago has the best team and the deepest rotation. And if Jake Peavy returns, well then that’s a gamechanger. Even without the country bumpkin, I like their rotation as much or more than Detroit’s and their lineup much more than the Tigers. And in the West, it’s the Angels.

The Wild Card is an interesting situation. It’s a three team race, between the Rays, Red Sox, and Rangers. One of those teams (guess which one) has no real pitching and has no shot at actually making the playoffs (guess which one…It’s Texas). The other two just wrapped up an interesting 2 game series (if those existed) where I think the balance in power in the AL completely shifted (in terms of the 2009 season). Coming into this year, as any loyal reader knows, I thought Boston was the AL’s best team. And really, in my heart of hearts, on paper, I think they still are. But with Jason Bay struggling, questions about David Ortiz, questions being asked to David Ortiz, David Ortiz in general, and John Smoltz pitching like a 42 year old the last 2 months (thank god he’s gone now) this team has built itself a hole that might be too deep to come out of. I know they’re still the Wild Card leader. But it’s August. And every drop of momentum is in possession of the team in West Florida. I’ll take the Rays. That gives us these AL matchups:

New York vs. Chicago
LA Angels vs. Tampa Bay

I like New York and Tampa Bay. It’s very simple. New York is much better than the White Sox. And Tampa Bay is both healthier and better (on paper) than LA. I’m very intrigued by a NY/TB ALCS. There would be a lot of drama surrounding that matchup. The teams don’t like each other. The Yankees have this thing with throwing at Evan Longoria’s head and Tampa’s pitchers aren’t about to let that slide. And they match up more evenly on paper than you’d think. Akinori Iwamura is the wild card. If he can come back healthy and play 2B, moving Ben Zobrist to RF full-time, I like Tampa to take the Yankees. If not, I’m less hopeful. But for now, I’m going to go out on a limb and take the Rays, who, mind you, if the playoffs began today, would not be in the picture. So there.

In the National League East, there is but one team. If I had to bet my life and the life of the person I love the most (also me) on one team to win their division, it would be the Phillies. Best rotation in the division. Best lineup. Best bullpen (for what that’s worth). Reigning champs. Florida and Atlanta just don’t have enough frankly. The Central, to me, is between the Cubs and Cardinals and only one is making the playoffs. The reason why I think it’s the Cardinals is not Matt Holliday. Oh wait, sorry. It is Matt Holliday. Once Albert Pujols gets out of his slump for good, and gets on a hot streak, their offense will be very good and St. Louis will overtake the Cubs. The front of the Cardinals rotation (Wainwright and Carpenter) is much better than the Cubs (um, Carlos Zambrano and, uh, Rich Harden if he stays healthy? Ryan Dempster (5-5 this year)? Ted Lilly (he’s hurt right now)?). And if I was in a bad mood here, I’d go on an anti-Alfonso Soriano and Milton Bradley rant, but lets just agree to agree that they’re both way too disconnected and apathetic to ever be championship players. Out west, the Dodgers are better than the Giants and have a comfortable lead. So that seems simple. As for the Wild Card, it’s likely going to be between the Giants and Rockies and I’ll take pitching (Lincecum, Cain, Sanchez, Zito vs. Jason Hammel, Aaron Cook, drawing a blank, oh Jorge de la Rosa, and eh, what does it matter) over hitting. The bats can go cold, but Cain and Lincecum won’t.

Philadelphia vs. San Francisco
St. Louis vs. Los Angeles

Right now, I definitely like the Phillies to win the NL. Not that I like the Phillies. But with Hamels, Lee, Blanton, and Happ, they’re stacked with solid, maybe not great, but solid, major league pitchers. Oh, and their offense is other-worldly. San Francisco could give them a tough out in the first round with their pitching, but I think Philly has enough to throw (pun intended, sort of) at the Giants. And I don’t frankly care about the other matchup. For now, I’ll take the Cardinals over the Dodgers. It’ll be irrelevant in October.

That gives us a rematch of the 2008 World Series (you know, the worst World Series in baseball history). And really, I think we’re destined for a similar outcome. I’ll take the Phillies to repeat. I love the Cliff Lee trade.

Let’s hand out some hardware. If you need an explanation, you probably should be watching baseball and reading about baseball a little more.

MVP
American League: Mark Teixeira (suck it Joe Mauer)
National League: Albert Pujols (a vote or two though to Pablo Sandoval. If you don’t agree, think about it and look at his numbers. If you still don’t agree, there may be something wrong with you).

Rookie of the Year
American League: Elvis Andrus (It’s a weak pool and I’m not about to give it to Matt Wieters. Gordon Beckham is, however, thhhhis close to winning the award. Ultimately, he’ll overtake Andrus in my book.)
National League: Tommy Hanson (by default. This has not been a great year for breakout rookies)

Cy Young
American League: Zack Greinke (I just wish he didn’t play for this team)
National League: Cliff Lee (just kidding…It’s Tim Lincecum)

Let’s make this interactive. Give me your awards for the season.

Thanks for reading. And to the anonymous commenter: Thank you very much. I had no intention of writing a post today. Wasn’t even on my radar. But really, it always feels good to come back to the Mid-Atlantic (Bias).