Welcome to the 6th Edition of Quarterback Madness, a March Madness-style bracket that I invented, like Thomas Edison, back in 2010. The rules are simple and entirely arbitrary. Essentially, it boils down to which QB, given each matchup, I’d prefer to start my NFL expansion franchise with. Previous winners include Aaron Rodgers and Patrick Mahomes. And that’s it. They’re the only previous winners.
I’ll be breaking this into a series of posts rather than one long one. Like and subscribe and comment below etc etc.
All seedings are based on team records, by conference, entering Week 10 of the 2022 season.
AFC
1. Josh Allen (BUF) vs. 16. Davis Mills (HOU)
Sure, I could spend a lot of time here comparing Allen’s stats to Mills’ stats. But that seems like an undervaluing of your time. Do I think that Davis Mills can be an effective NFL QB? Yeah, probably. But that’s about it for his ceiling. As for Allen, the last time I did this exercise in 2019, I lambasted him up and down about his lack of passing accuracy. And to be fair, at that time, he did look like a really fancy tool shed filled with tools that the owner wasn’t capable of using. But now, in 2022, Allen is consistently sawing through defenses. I wish Buffalo would let him use his size more and give him 5-7 designed runs per game, but that’s more a quibble with Ken Dorsey’s philosophy and their desire to keep Allen healthy. Josh has figured out how to pass at an elite level. He still makes an inaccurate, boneheaded throw once a game. But more often than not, he’s an unstoppable wrecking machine.
8. Mac Jones (NE) vs. 9. Joe Burrow (CIN)
The troll in me desperately wanted to make Bailey Zappe New England’s representative here. Let’s just say I’ve matured a bit. Mac Jones has regressed immensely in 2022 from his rookie season. He’s second-to-last in QBR among qualified players (only Baker Mayfield is worse). Most troubling is Jones’ decision-making. He’s thrown nearly twice as many interceptions as touchdowns and while he’s still one of the most accurate passers in the league (66%), you can’t make the mistakes he’s making and hope that short-field accuracy will equate to winning football, especially with the total lack of weapons he has on offense. Burrow is the clear choice here. He’s also stalled a bit in 2022. And he’s still taking way too many sacks. And sure, he has perhaps the best 3 WR set in football to work with. All of those caveats aside, he’s simply a better QB than Jones right now and there’s no reason to believe that will change in the future.
5. Zach Wilson (NYJ) vs. 12. Russell Wilson (DEN)
It’s matchups like this that make me love this exercise. Look, there’s no winner here. Russell Wilson looks absolutely washed and every day shows himself to be more and more of a dislikable weirdo. Zach Wilson has youth on his side. Youth can be quite the folly though, because it can make you believe you’re Josh Allen when you’re actually a lot closer to Joshua Dobbs. Wilson’s arm strength is not the question. It’s his absolute penchant for making the dumbest possible throws that is. He’s completing just 58% of his throws and he’s throwing more interceptions than touchdowns. Every week, Z. Wilson will escape the pocket to his strong side, stop along the sideline, and fire a flaming meatball into the middle of the field. It would be fun to watch if he hadn’t been the second overall pick and he wasn’t wasting some legitimately talented skill position players. And yet, after all of that, I’m taking him over Russell, who is also completing under 60% of his passes and is also wasting some legitimately talented skill position players, AND is 11 years Zach’s senior. He’s almost old enough to be in Zach’s dating range, in fact.
4. Ryan Tannehill (TEN) vs. 13. Trevor Lawrence (JAX)
One guy is probably towards the end of his career (at least as a starter) and the other is just getting started. Has Lawrence underwhelmed thus far? A little bit. He’s been perfectly league average in this, his second season. He’s certainly shown progress in 2022, due in no small part, I’m sure, to having a healthy Travis Etienne Jr. and an exiled Urban Meyer. He’s still making young QB mistakes with regularity, but his arm strength and his extremely fast release are still elite. Do I think he gets to the Andrew Luck level that I predicted? Eh. But I think of all the QBs from the 2021 Draft, Lawrence is still the best and I don’t think it’s close. Tannehill has done his job during his career, but at this point, he’s really just a live body to hand the ball off to Derrick Henry. That said, you will notice that he’s here and not Malik Willis, who Tennessee drafted in the 3rd round in the 2022 Draft and has made two NFL starts. I said in my 2022 Draft preview that I didn’t think Willis would be ready to start at all in his first season and that has absolutely proven to be true. He has looked totally overmatched in the NFL, similarly to how he did in college when he faced Power 5 defenses. It’s two games in a rookie season and the last time I did this exercise, I was highly critical of Josh Allen. But Willis’ 6.5 QBR and 40% completion percentage in his two starts says enough at this point. Tannehill gets the nod over Willis here, but it’s Lawrence who trounces either Tennessee quarterback.
6. Tua Tagovailoa (MIA) vs. 11. Deshaun Watson (CLE)
I’m inclined to just say “to hell with Deshaun Watson and the Cleveland Browns” and just move on entirely. But lets look at this whole thing from a football perspective before we do that, while acknowledging the two dozen sexual assault claims against Cleveland’s self-selected face of the franchise. Watson hasn’t played an NFL game since January 3, 2021. It will be nearly two calendar years between starts when he suits up against Houston on December 4th. When last we saw him on a football field, he was an elite (perhaps Top 5) talent. He was smart with the football, but also fully willing to throw deep, even without DeAndre Hopkins. And he was startlingly accurate. On a football-only level, what Cleveland gave up to get him and what they committed to him financially was good business. However, given the totality of the situation, we know it’s not. Watson sat out the 2021 season of his own accord because, I don’t know, he’s a baby? He then showed no understanding at all of the gravity of which he was accused. Unless you’re one of those weirdos who defends your sports team like it’s your life’s purpose or you’re a men’s rights activist, it’s pretty easy to see that Watson is a really bad person. So we’ll talk about Tua in the next round when he faces Lamar Jackson.
3. Lamar Jackson (BAL) vs. 14. Derek Carr (LVR)
“Just wait until Derek Carr has weapons to throw to,” they all said (me included). Well, have we seen enough? Look, he wasn’t going to beat Lamar Jackson in a debate of “who is the better QB” even if he didn’t look like a shell of himself. But yikes, he looks awful. Meanwhile, Lamar is Lamar. In 2019, he was a semi-finalist in this exercise. While some of that shine has worn off, he’s still a franchise-building piece (in the final year of his contract, inexplicably).
7. Justin Herbert (LAC) vs. 10. Not Applicable (IND)
This is the first time I’ve ever just listed N/A as a team’s quarterback (and I’ll do it again with Carolina later). I haven’t the slightest idea what Indianapolis is doing right now, especially at the QB position. They’ve seemingly committed to a deeply flawed strategy of bringing in a new veteran QB every offseason. This year’s version, Matt Ryan, has been the worst of the bunch, so much so that he was benched in favor of Sam Ehlinger, a player with no future in the NFL. There’s truly nothing there with Ehlinger. He’s not big. He’s not fast. His arm strength is okay. He isn’t even accurate in the short game. He’s just not the kind of QB you hitch your wagon to six games into a season when your expensive offseason acquisition fails. As for Herbert, he’s got quite the matchup waiting for him in the next round.
2. Patrick Mahomes (KC) vs. 15. Kenny Pickett (PIT)
To an extent, I kind of like what I’ve seen from Kenny Pickett. There’s a lot to work on certainly. But I can see the outline of a decent QB. Think a smaller Ryan Tannehill. And that’s about all we need to say about this matchup.
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NFC
1. Jalen Hurts (PHI) vs. 16. Not applicable (CAR)
Not applicable making their second appearance. Truly a prolific year for teams with confounding QB situations. Carolina’s QB room is an absolute mess. In a perfect world, they finish the season with the NFL’s worst record, draft Bryce Young or CJ Stroud first overall (right now I prefer Stroud but that’s not etched in stone), and move on from the Sam Darnold/Baker Mayfield/PJ Walker carousel of misery that they have now. In an even more perfect world, the Ravens somehow don’t offer Lamar Jackson a legitimate long-term contract and the Panthers give him the most guaranteed money in NFL history. They then use that high draft pick as leverage, trade down, acquire a slew of picks, take Notre Dame TE Michael Mayer, and by 2024, they’re an NFC contender. Until then, Jalen Hurts wins this matchup.
8. Desmond Ridder (ATL) vs. 9. Carson Wentz (WAS)
This was as close to a third “Not Applicable” as we got and frankly, you can’t even tell for certain which team I’m talking about! The Washington Football Team can move on from Wentz after this season with zero dead cap space. That is good! The bad part is that they gave up two 3rd rounders and a 2nd rounder for X number of games of horrific QB play at $28 million. For Atlanta, I’m still on the Ridder train. Yes, it’s troubling that we’re nearing the halfway point in the season and Atlanta is still running the same offense as the Naval Academy with Marcus Mariota, even though they could conceivably make the playoffs with one of the worst defenses in football. I firmly believe that Desmond Ridder can be an NFL QB and a good one at that. When it comes to what Wentz is, I think we can all agree that it is NOT a good QB.
5. Dak Prescott (DAL) vs. 12. Aaron Rodgers (GB)
What a super competitive, intriguing matchup this is in the year 2019. In the year 2022, it’s Dak. Rodgers has more than worn out his welcome, to the point that I think he’s actively harming the growth and development of Green Bay’s young skill position players. The Packers would be wise to move on from Rodgers and see what they have in Jordan Love before the Draft and free agency. There’s even a good chance they can convince a very bad GM to trade for Rodgers. When Dak is healthy, he’s a top 10 QB. I don’t think Aaron Rodgers gets into that top 10 ever again.
4. Tom Brady (TB) vs. 13. Kyler Murray (ARI)
“Surely,” you think, “there’s no way this idiot is going to pick 45 year old Tom Brady over Kyler Murray.” And I’ll calm your nerves right away. No, I’m not going to. But I could be convinced to do so. At some point, one has to wonder how much of Kyler Murray’s mediocrity is on the shoulders of Kliff Kingsbury and his continued unjustifiable employment as Arizona’s head coach. I would love to see Kyler Murray in the Mike McDaniel system. Heck, I’d like to see Kyler Murray in a system. Arizona’s offense seems to be built off of bizarre gadget plays with Rondale Moore four yards behind the line of scrimmage and tossing the ball up to DeAndre Hopkins 10 times a game and hoping for the best. Murray himself is not without his flaws. Our Call of Duty King will always be very short and as he ages and has to rely on the pocket more, I fear he’s going to have a lot of trouble completing passes. All of that said, Tom Brady is indeed 45 years old, in the middle of a divorce, and has the body language of both a 45 year old and a divorcee. This is the first year that Brady has looked truly mortal and, in fact, beatable. And I don’t foresee him finding some kind of new, mystery gear. I think this is finally the end of his long, incredible road. And I think that’s good for everybody.
6. Daniel Jones (NYG) vs. 11. Jameis Winston (NO)
Have you ever been out on a run or a bike ride without a prior plan and you get to a point where you’re totally unsure of where to go next? That was basically me when I got to this matchup. I’m just standing there at an intersection weighing whether I continue on or just go home. There is an extremely high chance that neither of these guys are starting QBs next year. Jones is having a career year with first year head coach Brian Daboll. For Jones, that means he’s averaging well under 200 passing ypg and a 58.2 QBR. Daniel Jones is going to be a very good backup QB in his career. I am, for whatever reason, going to go with Winston here. He’s the QB equivalent of a classic car with no seatbelts. 425 HP and you’re probably going to sever your spine because of him. But I still have a glimmer of hope that he can check up a little (maybe 280 HP) and install a nice harness system. (Jameis Winston is not a car.)
3. Geno Smith (SEA) vs. 14. Justin Fields (CHI)
I have this “fun” bit early in this NFL season. It goes like this: Geno Smith should be the NFL MVP. And I’m only partially serious. A lot of the pundits I follow really like to overlook how bad Justin Fields can look at times because he’s also extremely dynamic and can do things that only about five QBs can do. Geno Smith, on the other hand, is Geno Smith. Fields has shown enough flashes that I’d bet on him in this matchup over Geno who is a good pocket passer and nothing more. But I am absolutely not convinced (at least not yet) that Fields can be consistent enough to make the Bears competitive.
7. Trey Lance (SF) vs. 10. Matthew Stafford (LAR)
What, really, is Trey Lance? Here’s what I know: He is fast. He is big. He was the third overall pick in the 2021 NFL Draft. I know that he *was* extremely accurate. I also know that in two seasons in the NFL, he will have thrown 102 passes. San Francisco gave up a boatload to acquire Lance and it’s clear why. You can’t teach his size. But the jury is absolutely still deliberating on him. On the other side of this matchup is Matthew Stafford who is 34 years old. We’d be looking at Stafford a lot differently if not for a dropped INT in last year’s NFC Championship game. As the starting QB for a team coached by history’s greatest offensive mind (sarcasm font), Stafford sits behind such luminaries as Jared Goff and Andy Dalton in Total QBR. He looks bad. His counting stats are aided immensely in having Human YAC Machine Cooper Kupp at his disposal. In this matchup I’ll take the uncertainty of Trey Lance over what I’m pretty sure we know Matthew Stafford to be, which is a flawed and aging QB with a lot of miles on the tires.
2. Kirk Cousins (MIN) vs. 15. Jared Goff (DET)
It is at this point that I realize that the NFC is some kind of QB graveyard because I just thought “Is Kirk Cousins going to win the NFC?” (We’ll see). I am history’s greatest Jared Goff detractor. He’s not good enough to win you games, but he’s certainly bad enough to lose you some. I just have no use for him and it’s quite frankly disappointing that Detroit didn’t draft Desmond Ridder before Atlanta did because they have the skill position players to be competitive and, dare I say, fun. Kirk Cousins is both good enough to win you games and bad enough to lose you some. But he’s more good than bad despite his reputation.
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