2022 Quarterback Madness: Round 1

Welcome to the 6th Edition of Quarterback Madness, a March Madness-style bracket that I invented, like Thomas Edison, back in 2010. The rules are simple and entirely arbitrary. Essentially, it boils down to which QB, given each matchup, I’d prefer to start my NFL expansion franchise with. Previous winners include Aaron Rodgers and Patrick Mahomes. And that’s it. They’re the only previous winners.

I’ll be breaking this into a series of posts rather than one long one. Like and subscribe and comment below etc etc.

All seedings are based on team records, by conference, entering Week 10 of the 2022 season.

AFC

1. Josh Allen (BUF) vs. 16. Davis Mills (HOU)

Sure, I could spend a lot of time here comparing Allen’s stats to Mills’ stats. But that seems like an undervaluing of your time. Do I think that Davis Mills can be an effective NFL QB? Yeah, probably. But that’s about it for his ceiling. As for Allen, the last time I did this exercise in 2019, I lambasted him up and down about his lack of passing accuracy. And to be fair, at that time, he did look like a really fancy tool shed filled with tools that the owner wasn’t capable of using. But now, in 2022, Allen is consistently sawing through defenses. I wish Buffalo would let him use his size more and give him 5-7 designed runs per game, but that’s more a quibble with Ken Dorsey’s philosophy and their desire to keep Allen healthy. Josh has figured out how to pass at an elite level. He still makes an inaccurate, boneheaded throw once a game. But more often than not, he’s an unstoppable wrecking machine. 

8. Mac Jones (NE) vs. 9. Joe Burrow (CIN)

The troll in me desperately wanted to make Bailey Zappe New England’s representative here. Let’s just say I’ve matured a bit. Mac Jones has regressed immensely in 2022 from his rookie season. He’s second-to-last in QBR among qualified players (only Baker Mayfield is worse). Most troubling is Jones’ decision-making. He’s thrown nearly twice as many interceptions as touchdowns and while he’s still one of the most accurate passers in the league (66%), you can’t make the mistakes he’s making and hope that short-field accuracy will equate to winning football, especially with the total lack of weapons he has on offense. Burrow is the clear choice here. He’s also stalled a bit in 2022. And he’s still taking way too many sacks. And sure, he has perhaps the best 3 WR set in football to work with. All of those caveats aside, he’s simply a better QB than Jones right now and there’s no reason to believe that will change in the future. 

5. Zach Wilson (NYJ) vs. 12. Russell Wilson (DEN)

It’s matchups like this that make me love this exercise. Look, there’s no winner here. Russell Wilson looks absolutely washed and every day shows himself to be more and more of a dislikable weirdo. Zach Wilson has youth on his side. Youth can be quite the folly though, because it can make you believe you’re Josh Allen when you’re actually a lot closer to Joshua Dobbs. Wilson’s arm strength is not the question. It’s his absolute penchant for making the dumbest possible throws that is. He’s completing just 58% of his throws and he’s throwing more interceptions than touchdowns. Every week, Z. Wilson will escape the pocket to his strong side, stop along the sideline, and fire a flaming meatball into the middle of the field. It would be fun to watch if he hadn’t been the second overall pick and he wasn’t wasting some legitimately talented skill position players. And yet, after all of that, I’m taking him over Russell, who is also completing under 60% of his passes and is also wasting some legitimately talented skill position players, AND is 11 years Zach’s senior. He’s almost old enough to be in Zach’s dating range, in fact. 

4. Ryan Tannehill (TEN) vs. 13. Trevor Lawrence (JAX)

One guy is probably towards the end of his career (at least as a starter) and the other is just getting started. Has Lawrence underwhelmed thus far? A little bit. He’s been perfectly league average in this, his second season. He’s certainly shown progress in 2022, due in no small part, I’m sure, to having a healthy Travis Etienne Jr. and an exiled Urban Meyer. He’s still making young QB mistakes with regularity, but his arm strength and his extremely fast release are still elite. Do I think he gets to the Andrew Luck level that I predicted? Eh. But I think of all the QBs from the 2021 Draft, Lawrence is still the best and I don’t think it’s close. Tannehill has done his job during his career, but at this point, he’s really just a live body to hand the ball off to Derrick Henry. That said, you will notice that he’s here and not Malik Willis, who Tennessee drafted in the 3rd round in the 2022 Draft and has made two NFL starts. I said in my 2022 Draft preview that I didn’t think Willis would be ready to start at all in his first season and that has absolutely proven to be true. He has looked totally overmatched in the NFL, similarly to how he did in college when he faced Power 5 defenses. It’s two games in a rookie season and the last time I did this exercise, I was highly critical of Josh Allen. But Willis’ 6.5 QBR and 40% completion percentage in his two starts says enough at this point. Tannehill gets the nod over Willis here, but it’s Lawrence who trounces either Tennessee quarterback.

6. Tua Tagovailoa (MIA) vs. 11. Deshaun Watson (CLE)

I’m inclined to just say “to hell with Deshaun Watson and the Cleveland Browns” and just move on entirely. But lets look at this whole thing from a football perspective before we do that, while acknowledging the two dozen sexual assault claims against Cleveland’s self-selected face of the franchise. Watson hasn’t played an NFL game since January 3, 2021. It will be nearly two calendar years between starts when he suits up against Houston on December 4th. When last we saw him on a football field, he was an elite (perhaps Top 5) talent. He was smart with the football, but also fully willing to throw deep, even without DeAndre Hopkins. And he was startlingly accurate. On a football-only level, what Cleveland gave up to get him and what they committed to him financially was good business. However, given the totality of the situation, we know it’s not. Watson sat out the 2021 season of his own accord because, I don’t know, he’s a baby? He then showed no understanding at all of the gravity of which he was accused. Unless you’re one of those weirdos who defends your sports team like it’s your life’s purpose or you’re a men’s rights activist, it’s pretty easy to see that Watson is a really bad person. So we’ll talk about Tua in the next round when he faces Lamar Jackson.

3. Lamar Jackson (BAL) vs. 14. Derek Carr (LVR)

“Just wait until Derek Carr has weapons to throw to,” they all said (me included). Well, have we seen enough? Look, he wasn’t going to beat Lamar Jackson in a debate of “who is the better QB” even if he didn’t look like a shell of himself. But yikes, he looks awful. Meanwhile, Lamar is Lamar. In 2019, he was a semi-finalist in this exercise. While some of that shine has worn off, he’s still a franchise-building piece (in the final year of his contract, inexplicably).

7. Justin Herbert (LAC) vs. 10. Not Applicable (IND)

This is the first time I’ve ever just listed N/A as a team’s quarterback (and I’ll do it again with Carolina later). I haven’t the slightest idea what Indianapolis is doing right now, especially at the QB position. They’ve seemingly committed to a deeply flawed strategy of bringing in a new veteran QB every offseason. This year’s version, Matt Ryan, has been the worst of the bunch, so much so that he was benched in favor of Sam Ehlinger, a player with no future in the NFL. There’s truly nothing there with Ehlinger. He’s not big. He’s not fast. His arm strength is okay. He isn’t even accurate in the short game. He’s just not the kind of QB you hitch your wagon to six games into a season when your expensive offseason acquisition fails. As for Herbert, he’s got quite the matchup waiting for him in the next round.

2. Patrick Mahomes (KC) vs. 15. Kenny Pickett (PIT)

To an extent, I kind of like what I’ve seen from Kenny Pickett. There’s a lot to work on certainly. But I can see the outline of a decent QB. Think a smaller Ryan Tannehill. And that’s about all we need to say about this matchup. 

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NFC

1. Jalen Hurts (PHI) vs. 16. Not applicable (CAR)

Not applicable making their second appearance. Truly a prolific year for teams with confounding QB situations. Carolina’s QB room is an absolute mess. In a perfect world, they finish the season with the NFL’s worst record, draft Bryce Young or CJ Stroud first overall (right now I prefer Stroud but that’s not etched in stone), and move on from the Sam Darnold/Baker Mayfield/PJ Walker carousel of misery that they have now. In an even more perfect world, the Ravens somehow don’t offer Lamar Jackson a legitimate long-term contract and the Panthers give him the most guaranteed money in NFL history. They then use that high draft pick as leverage, trade down, acquire a slew of picks, take Notre Dame TE Michael Mayer, and by 2024, they’re an NFC contender. Until then, Jalen Hurts wins this matchup.

8. Desmond Ridder (ATL) vs. 9. Carson Wentz (WAS)

This was as close to a third “Not Applicable” as we got and frankly, you can’t even tell for certain which team I’m talking about! The Washington Football Team can move on from Wentz after this season with zero dead cap space. That is good! The bad part is that they gave up two 3rd rounders and a 2nd rounder for X number of games of horrific QB play at $28 million. For Atlanta, I’m still on the Ridder train. Yes, it’s troubling that we’re nearing the halfway point in the season and Atlanta is still running the same offense as the Naval Academy with Marcus Mariota, even though they could conceivably make the playoffs with one of the worst defenses in football. I firmly believe that Desmond Ridder can be an NFL QB and a good one at that. When it comes to what Wentz is, I think we can all agree that it is NOT a good QB.

5. Dak Prescott (DAL) vs. 12. Aaron Rodgers (GB)

What a super competitive, intriguing matchup this is in the year 2019. In the year 2022, it’s Dak. Rodgers has more than worn out his welcome, to the point that I think he’s actively harming the growth and development of Green Bay’s young skill position players. The Packers would be wise to move on from Rodgers and see what they have in Jordan Love before the Draft and free agency. There’s even a good chance they can convince a very bad GM to trade for Rodgers. When Dak is healthy, he’s a top 10 QB. I don’t think Aaron Rodgers gets into that top 10 ever again. 

4. Tom Brady (TB) vs. 13. Kyler Murray (ARI)

“Surely,” you think, “there’s no way this idiot is going to pick 45 year old Tom Brady over Kyler Murray.” And I’ll calm your nerves right away. No, I’m not going to. But I could be convinced to do so. At some point, one has to wonder how much of Kyler Murray’s mediocrity is on the shoulders of Kliff Kingsbury and his continued unjustifiable employment as Arizona’s head coach. I would love to see Kyler Murray in the Mike McDaniel system. Heck, I’d like to see Kyler Murray in a system. Arizona’s offense seems to be built off of bizarre gadget plays with Rondale Moore four yards behind the line of scrimmage and tossing the ball up to DeAndre Hopkins 10 times a game and hoping for the best. Murray himself is not without his flaws. Our Call of Duty King will always be very short and as he ages and has to rely on the pocket more, I fear he’s going to have a lot of trouble completing passes. All of that said, Tom Brady is indeed 45 years old, in the middle of a divorce, and has the body language of both a 45 year old and a divorcee. This is the first year that Brady has looked truly mortal and, in fact, beatable. And I don’t foresee him finding some kind of new, mystery gear. I think this is finally the end of his long, incredible road. And I think that’s good for everybody. 

6. Daniel Jones (NYG) vs. 11. Jameis Winston (NO)

Have you ever been out on a run or a bike ride without a prior plan and you get to a point where you’re totally unsure of where to go next? That was basically me when I got to this matchup. I’m just standing there at an intersection weighing whether I continue on or just go home. There is an extremely high chance that neither of these guys are starting QBs next year. Jones is having a career year with first year head coach Brian Daboll. For Jones, that means he’s averaging well under 200 passing ypg and a 58.2 QBR. Daniel Jones is going to be a very good backup QB in his career. I am, for whatever reason, going to go with Winston here. He’s the QB equivalent of a classic car with no seatbelts. 425 HP and you’re probably going to sever your spine because of him. But I still have a glimmer of hope that he can check up a little (maybe 280 HP) and install a nice harness system. (Jameis Winston is not a car.)

3. Geno Smith (SEA) vs. 14. Justin Fields (CHI)

I have this “fun” bit early in this NFL season. It goes like this: Geno Smith should be the NFL MVP. And I’m only partially serious. A lot of the pundits I follow really like to overlook how bad Justin Fields can look at times because he’s also extremely dynamic and can do things that only about five QBs can do. Geno Smith, on the other hand, is Geno Smith. Fields has shown enough flashes that I’d bet on him in this matchup over Geno who is a good pocket passer and nothing more. But I am absolutely not convinced (at least not yet) that Fields can be consistent enough to make the Bears competitive.

7. Trey Lance (SF) vs. 10. Matthew Stafford (LAR)

What, really, is Trey Lance? Here’s what I know: He is fast. He is big. He was the third overall pick in the 2021 NFL Draft. I know that he *was* extremely accurate. I also know that in two seasons in the NFL, he will have thrown 102 passes. San Francisco gave up a boatload to acquire Lance and it’s clear why. You can’t teach his size. But the jury is absolutely still deliberating on him. On the other side of this matchup is Matthew Stafford who is 34 years old. We’d be looking at Stafford a lot differently if not for a dropped INT in last year’s NFC Championship game. As the starting QB for a team coached by history’s greatest offensive mind (sarcasm font), Stafford sits behind such luminaries as Jared Goff and Andy Dalton in Total QBR. He looks bad. His counting stats are aided immensely in having Human YAC Machine Cooper Kupp at his disposal. In this matchup I’ll take the uncertainty of Trey Lance over what I’m pretty sure we know Matthew Stafford to be, which is a flawed and aging QB with a lot of miles on the tires. 

2. Kirk Cousins (MIN) vs. 15. Jared Goff (DET)

It is at this point that I realize that the NFC is some kind of QB graveyard because I just thought “Is Kirk Cousins going to win the NFC?” (We’ll see). I am history’s greatest Jared Goff detractor. He’s not good enough to win you games, but he’s certainly bad enough to lose you some. I just have no use for him and it’s quite frankly disappointing that Detroit didn’t draft Desmond Ridder before Atlanta did because they have the skill position players to be competitive and, dare I say, fun. Kirk Cousins is both good enough to win you games and bad enough to lose you some. But he’s more good than bad despite his reputation. 

Keep your eyes peeled for the next installment of QUARTERBACK MADNESS…right here!

2022 NFL Mock Draft

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(Jason note: I’m going to do a somewhat lengthy intro about how I’ve viewed the build-up to the Draft and my analysis of a few individual prospects, followed by the selections I would make if I was each of the 32 GMs). 

What an extremely weird draft process this has been. It reminds me of the 2013 NBA Draft when there was no consensus best player at the time (Hi Giannis!) and the team with the first pick talked themselves into a high-upside project who wound up burning out faster than a TikTok trend. He’s now playing professionally in Taiwan. For Travon Walker, I hope he fares better, even if I think his rapid ascension to most-likely first overall pick is completely asinine and evidence that this process is too long. 

We (the people who do this professionally and people like me who wish we did) get so enamored with the measurables. Make no mistake, Walker’s are off the charts. His Combine performance was the stuff of legend. His in-game performance, however, wasn’t. He showed flashes of immense pass-rushing skill, but didn’t produce the counting statistics you’d like to see from a college pass rusher.  

To give you an idea of Walker’s rise, I did two mock drafts prior to this published one. One was February 15. The other was March 7. In the first one, I didn’t slot Walker in the first round. The second mock which I did in the immediate aftermath of the Combine, I slotted him in at 10 and thought at the time that I was being far too generous. Then his name started popping up more and more. And now, today (April 25) as I write this intro, he’s the odds-on favorite to go first overall, despite playing no games from February 15-today. 

At the start of this process, I wasn’t enamored with Aidan Hutchinson, having watched him do absolutely nothing against an SEC offensive line in the CFP. Hutchinson’s measurables are great, save for his very short arms, which give him a severe disadvantage at the snap, as it limits his ability to get first contact. As I’ve listened to and read actual experts over the past two months, I’ve come to appreciate a little more of what Hutchinson is and what he could be.

All along, I’ve thought that Jacksonville was in an impossible situation. From what I can tell, the team has done a terrible job of ginning up interest in a trade for the first overall pick, which would be the ideal scenario for them. And perhaps the Travon Walker stuff is actually Jacksonville trying to create smoke to entice a team in the 3-10 range to move up to draft him.  However, everybody else in the Top 10 appears to be pretty comfortable with where they are. Detroit especially stands to get the player they wanted all along (we assume) in Hutchinson without having to give up anything for him. 

On the offensive line, there is no Orlando Pace in this draft, but Jacksonville would still be very smart to draft an offensive tackle with the first overall pick, rather than swing for the fences with Travon Walker. Their offensive line lacks depth to begin with. Add to that that their best lineman is Cam Robinson on the one-year franchise tag (Robinson has since signed a 3 year extension which I’ll discuss below with Jacksonville’s pick)  and it just makes sense to me that you’d want to build that depth to protect the investment in Trevor Lawrence. Really, what’s the point of drafting a potential franchise-altering QB if you’re only going to surround him with middle-round talent? The player I have going first overall is the most versatile lineman in this draft and someone who I’ve consistently mocked to Jacksonville. Ultimately, I think given what we know about Trent Baalke (Jacksonville’s GM), they’ll swing for the fences on Thursday and select Walker. 

Part of what makes this draft so weird is that the quarterback class is the worst in recent memory and maybe ever. The general consensus is that Malik Willis is the best prospect, given his tools. I just can’t see how a GM can take him early in the first round unless they have an ironclad and notarized agreement with ownership that they’ll get to stick around long enough to have the gamble maybe pay off. Willis will absolutely not be ready to start in Week 1. I’m not entirely sure that he’ll be able to start in Week 18 either. He has a long way to go as a quarterback who can complete passes at all three levels before he can succeed in the NFL. His decision making at Liberty (including attending Liberty) severely lapsed at times even against middling competition. There’s just an immense amount of washout potential in him. Meanwhile, the general consensus is that Pittsburgh’s Kenny Pickett is the safer pick and I might have agreed with that two months ago, but everything I’ve read about him indicates a guy who will absolutely wilt under defensive pressure. And let’s not forget that his hands are very tiny. Pickett has, in my mind, an Andy Dalton ceiling in the NFL. I don’t see how that’s worth a first round pick.

For me, the safest QB in the draft is Cincinnati’s Desmond Ridder, a four year starter who improved every year, has sneaky mobility, and is an accurate passer, albeit without the arm strength of Willis. Ridder isn’t the kind of high-upside QB that you’d take in the top 10, but I think in the late teens, an already good team is going to draft a QB who will be a stable signal caller for 10+ years. Think Derek Carr or Tony Romo in terms of numbers.  Meanwhile, I think the career ceiling for Willis could be 2021 Josh Allen and the floor could be 2018 Josh Allen. Is it worth committing yourself to Willis for 3-4 years or smarter to fill a positional need and wait for better QB classes in 2023 and 2024?

Okay, on to the picks. Where relevant, I’ll include who I think the team will actually select, because obviously I differ a bit from the likely reality.

  1. Jacksonville Jaguars select Evan Neal (OT/Alabama)

As noted, I think this will be Travon Walker. I personally love Neal. He has every box checked for an offensive lineman. Size. Speed. Strength. Positional flexibility. This has been my selection for the Jags since they locked up the first overall pick. This morning’s news that they’ve signed Cam Robinson to a 3 year/$54 million extension throws a bit of a wrench into the selection. I thought about moving Hutchinson up here, which would lead to a ripple effect that would see Detroit probably take Travon Walker, Houston still take Ekwonu who is a better scheme fit and Neal fall to the Giants at 5. The reason why I’m sticking with Neal is because in my mind’s eye, he’s the best, most day-one ready prospect in this Draft. First overall is rich for a player who will likely play Guard, but it’s important to note that Robinson getting the franchise tag is not indicative of his being a franchise player. PFF (Pro Football Focus) ranked him in the bottom half of all tackles in the NFL last season. He’s also played 16 games in a season just once. I still don’t think pass rush is more of a need for Jacksonville than pass protection. They’ll also have the first pick in every other round, allowing them to survey the landscape and make the most informed decision. I go with the surest thing here, regardless of Robinson’s extension.

  1. Detroit Lions select Aidan Hutchinson (EDGE/Michigan)

This is the ideal scenario for the Lions. They need a pass rusher and will draft one here probably regardless of what Jacksonville does. All indications are that the Michigan guy is their guy. If he goes first overall, I’d imagine Detroit takes Walker over Kayvon Thibodeaux..

  1. Houston Texans select Ikem Ekwonu (OT/NC State)

Is this too high to draft a guy whose biggest strength is his run blocking? Maybe. Are the Houston Texans in dire need of players who can do anything well? Yes. Having a run blocking dynamo like Ekwonu I think takes some pressure off of Davis Mills. I’d look for Houston to use their early second round pick on Iowa State running back Breece Hall to really give Mills a chance to succeed. 

  1. New York Jets select Derek Stingley Jr. (CB/LSU)

The cornerback pool has two absolute 1a guys in Stingley and Sauce Gardner. Sauce was the consistent performer who, when he played high quality WRs out of conference, didn’t lose a step. Stingley on the other hand hasn’t been great or healthy since 2019, but it’s very, very hard to overlook how dominant he was in 2019. If he’s recovered from his foot fracture, his upside is too great to let him slip. He has generational ability.  I think the Jets take one of Stingley or Sauce here and honestly neither pick would be wrong. 

  1. New York Giants select Travon Walker (EDGE/Georgia)

No, I don’t think Walker slips to 5 on Thursday. If he does, given that the Giants pick again at 7, this feels like the right place to take a big home run swing, a thing I think teams with multiple firsts should always try to do (it’s what I have the Jets doing at 4). The Giants need help everywhere on defense. Knowing that the team drafting after them took a corner in round 1 last year allows them to leave Sauce available and just hope nobody trades up to 6 for him. 

  1. Carolina Panthers select Charles Cross (OT/Mississippi State)

I think Carolina will draft Malik Willis here, which would be utterly insane. I go with the somewhat safer bet and take the LT who shined against the Alabama defense in 2021 in a pass heavy offense without a lot of talent around him.

  1. New York Giants (from Chicago) select Sauce Gardner (CB/Cincinnati)

See, no one traded up for Sauce…

  1. Atlanta Falcons select Trent McDuffie (CB/Washington)

Here’s my first “reach.” I think any of the next four guys are probably “better” than McDuffie, but the Falcons defense just absolutely stinks. And it especially stinks in the secondary. This is a team that’s absolutely going to be in contention for Bryce Young next year (the presumptive first overall pick in the 2023 Draft). So this is a franchise-building pick rather than some big swing at something they don’t need to swing it. If they draft a QB here, they’re insane. 

  1. Seattle Seahawks (from Denver) select Kayvon Thibodeaux (EDGE/Oregon)

Speaking of teams that should be playing for the first overall pick next year…Seattle got this pick for Russell Wilson and will enter the 2022 season with Drew Lock as their quarterback, which is as close to waving a white flag as a team could get. Thibodeaux in this spot is a must-get for a team that has had trouble getting to the quarterback for years. Like Atlanta, this is absolutely not a place for them to draft a QB. I could also see Kyle Hamilton going here.

  1. New York Jets (from Seattle) select Jameson Williams (WR/Alabama)

This pick came down to Kyle Hamilton and Jameson Williams. I went with Williams because despite his ACL tear in January, I think he’s the best receiver in this class and the only true game-changer in the group. The Jets have done a nice job of building up their receiving corp, but Williams brings something altogether different. Much like Jacksonville with Trevor Lawrence, the Jets need to give Zach Wilson every chance to succeed or, conversely, show that he can’t succeed so that they can move on from him quicker than they did from Sam Darnold. These two picks are risky for the Jets, but if only one hits, they’ll have an All-Pro. If both hit, that’s a franchise-changer.

  1. Washington (sigh) Commanders select Kyle Hamilton (S/Notre Dame)

The Football Commanders get, for my money, the best pure football player in this draft. I’m deeply enamored with defensive guys who can play at multiple levels (see: Simmons, Isaiah). Hamilton is one of those guys. He’s huge for a safety, but can hold his own as an inside corner and can cover the middle of the field like a linebacker. For a fanbase that remains as deeply enamored with Sean Taylor as one could be, Hamilton would represent the best secondary player this franchise has seen since Taylor. 

  1. Minnesota Vikings select Jermaine Johnson II (EDGE/Florida State)

If you’re noticing a bit of a trend in the modern NFL it’s that you cannot have enough bodies who can get to the opposing quarterback. For now, this is a league fixated on the pass. The only ways to counter that are with pressure and great corners. All three corners who I believe will be great are gone and drafted here, leaving Minnesota with the best pass rushing option. Johnson was great at the Senior Bowl and probably the lone bright spot on a horrific Florida State team in 2021. 

  1. Houston Texans (from Cleveland) select Drake London (WR/USC)

After Jameson Williams, the receiving pool becomes a real grab bag. London is by far the biggest and most physical of the bunch and was producing historic numbers in 2021 before an injury ended his season. The trend in the modern NFL appears to be towards smaller, quicker wideouts, but there’s certainly still room for guys like London (Michael Thomas-like) who can control the short and intermediate passing game with their size. The Texans seem to really like Davis Mills. If they do like him, they’ll get him a really talented security blanket to throw to 14 times per game.

  1. Baltimore Ravens select Jordan Davis (NT/Georgia)

If at this time on Thursday, the Ravens have their choice of Georgia’s two standout interior defensive linemen, they’ll be ecstatic. I give the edge (not to be confused with EDGE) to Jordan Davis (who would never be confused for an EDGE). Davis is the kind of player I used to make in Madden. 6’6”. 341 LBS. Runs a 40-yard dash in 4.78 seconds and has 34” arms. Now, it’s extremely unlikely that the Ravens will line Davis up at wideout to use that speed, but the size and arm length will certainly play as a run-stuffing interior force. Haloti Ngata was a cornerstone at the nose tackle position in Baltimore and I envision Davis as that type of player.

  1. Philadelphia Eagles (from Miami) select Garrett Wilson (WR/Ohio State)

See special combined “analysis” below

  1. New Orleans Saints (from Indianapolis via Philly) select Chris Olave (WR/Ohio State)

These teams engaged in one of the weirdest trades of draft picks I can ever remember, shuffling late teens picks around, seemingly to give New Orleans an edge (not EDGE) over the Chargers…I guess? Anyway, Philly probably needs to go back to the well at wide receiver and see if they can finally get that position right. New Orleans needs skill position players desperately. This isn’t the pick where a QB would come in to play, as the Chargers seem pretty set there for the next 15 years and you don’t make the trade they did with Philly without the assurance that your target is safe. In terms of analyzing these two receivers, they’re both kind of the same to me. Similar build. Olave is more of a deep threat with open field speed. Wilson is more of a possession based receiver. I think Wilson is the more steady choice and Philly needs steady at wideout.

  1. Los Angeles Chargers select Devonte Wyatt (DT/Georgia)

There’s a lot of debate about which interior lineman from UGA is better between Wyatt and Davis. I think they’re both really good and Baltimore and LAC would probably be happy to swap them here. The Chargers run defense was awful in 2021 and they’ve made moves to upgrade, but depth is key.

  1. Philadelphia Eagles (from New Orleans) select Nakobe Dean (LB/Georgia)

I love Nakobe Dean because every single time you watch him. he’s making plays. He’s so quick to react to running backs slipping out of the backfield and so quick in his reads of QBs. Maybe he’s not someone’s perfect ideal sized middle linebacker. Whatever. He’s a game-wrecker. I’d have to imagine that given their predilection for athletes who give it on every play, Dean will be a home run in Philly. 

  1. New Orleans Saints (from Philadelphia) select Desmond Ridder (QB/Cincinnati)

Wanna get nuts? Let’s get nuts! Ridder is not going to get drafted 19th overall. But this is where I would take him for all the reasons mentioned in my intro. I just like Ridder better than Willis as an NFL prospect. And I know I’m contradicting my rule about multi-pick teams taking home run swings in leaving Willis on the board. If this is exactly how the Draft plays out on Thursday, I wouldn’t lose my mind over the Saints drafting Willis here and having him…learn (???) from Jameis Winston.

  1. Pittsburgh Steelers select Trevor Penning (OT/Northern Iowa)

Penning is a risky pick, given his FCS background. His Senior Bowl was inconsistent with the most common refrain being that he looked “nasty.” That’s well and good in the FCS and at the Senior Bowl, but there’s no guarantee that nastiness translates to the NFL where talent matters more. However, I look at the Pittsburgh team and think it’s impossible to draft a QB here given how bad their offensive line depth is. I mean, they literally built an offense around Ben Roethlisberger throwing the ball in under 2 seconds because he was so immobile and the line was so leaky. You have to take a chance here on a talented guy with great measurables and hope he’s better than whatever they had last season.

  1. New England Patriots select George Karalaftis (EDGE/Purdue)

The production was not entirely there for Karlaftis during his three seasons as a starter, but there’s a lot of upside here. Karlaftis will be 21 years old during the entirety of the 2022 season. He’s young. He’s also extremely talented, even if that talent didn’t always flash in college. His 2021 season didn’t see him rack up the sack numbers, but he hurried the QB an average of 3 times per game. In terms of need for the Patriots, pass rushing is fairly high on the list, right below “a head coach who smiles more.” 

  1. Green Bay Packers (from Las Vegas) select Tyler Linderbaum (C/Iowa)

To give you an idea of how good Linderbaum is viewed, in 2020 he was the highest graded center in the country, ahead of Creed Humphrey, who would get drafted in the 2nd round of the 2021 Draft by the Chiefs, start all 17 games, and be PFF’s top rated center in the NFL. I think there’s an argument to be made that if you can take a generational talent at their position, regardless of that position (outside of punter, probably) you do it. You especially do it when you lack consistency on the offensive line and that prospect is a center. And you super especially do it when you’re a cold weather team and that player is an interior offensive lineman from Iowa. Green Bay has another pick to address their glaring holes at wide receiver.

  1. Arizona Cardinals select Zion Johnson (G/Boston College)

Can you tell that this is a lineman-heavy first round? Johnson is probably the most underrated prospect so far, due in large part to him playing at BC. Throughout the pre-draft process, Johnson has tested well and moved up draft boards, solidifying himself as the best pure guard in 2021. Arizona made the playoffs last year, though you’d be forgiven if you forgot that. The roster is quite a mess for a playoff team and the franchise quarterback may or may not have indicated that he wants to be traded. Perhaps he’d be happier with a more consistent O-line. 

  1. Dallas Cowboys select Devin Lloyd (LB/Utah)

Do not be surprised if Dallas uses this pick on one of the electric wideouts who are still available here (they’d also love Jameson Williams I’m sure but I doubt that happens). Dallas spent the offseason seemingly increasing their list of needs from defensive tackle and offensive line depth to completely new offensive linemen, a few wide receivers, pass rushing, and competent middle linebacker. Devin Lloyd fills that last role well. Lloyd is great in coverage and against the run. Filling this hole for Dallas would also see Micah Parsons be able to transition to an even-more havoc-wreaking pass rushing monster. 

  1. Buffalo Bills select Skyy Moore (WR/Western Michigan)

If I told you there was a MAC wide receiver named Skyy Moore, the person you’d envision would be exactly Skyy Moore. “Stupid quickness” describes Moore in the open field. Despite all the receivers above him in this draft, he was the highest rated player at the position in FBS. 94 catches for nearly 1300 yards. As far as fit with Buffalo, they lost Cole Beasley this offseason and could replace him with an extremely more dynamic version of him.

  1. Tennessee Titans select David Ojabo (EDGE/Michigan)

What do you do when your immediate needs are relatively superficial and you can fill those later in the Draft? You go and draft the previously consensus first round pick who is slipping because of a freak injury. Ojabo rushed the QB opposite Aidan Hutchinson. There’s some question as to whether his statistical spike was a result of Hutch getting all of the attention. That’s probably fair. But also, Ojabo is super athletic and raw and still learning the position. I’ve mentioned home run swings before. This is it. 

  1. Tampa Bay Buccaneers select Kenyon Green (G/Texas A&M)

Ali Marpet abruptly retired and played the guard position. Kenyon Green is a guard who can also play either tackle, as he showed in college. Tampa’s needs are a bit superficial too (meaning “they could use some <blank> depth” rather than “they have an immediate and pressing need for a <blank>.) Interior line is a higher priority need at the moment given the abrupt un-retiring of Tom Brady.

  1. Green Bay Packers select Treylon Burks (WR/Arkansas)

Okay, so, it happened. Green Bay ended the streak and drafted a WR in the first round for the first time in the Aaron Rodgers era. If the Packers are to somehow keep that streak alive, you would have to call it self-parody, because if Burks is on the board, you draft him. Skyy Moore being drafted ahead of Burks here is more about what the Bills needed than an indictment of Burks, who is just a different guy. Treylon is a classic, big, downfield receiving threat. And right now, Green Bay doesn’t have any receiving that could be deemed a threat. 

  1. Kansas City Chiefs (from San Francisco via Miami) select Andrew Booth Jr. (CB/Clemson)
  1. Kansas City Chiefs select Jahan Dotson (WR/Penn State)

Rarer than the supermoon, it’s the back-to-back first round picks from one team. Kansas City’s two biggest offseason losses were a big, physical corner in Charvarius Ward and an undersized speedster receiver with big play ability in Tyreek Hill. Check and check. And no, I don’t think Jahan Dotson just automatically becomes Tyreek Hill. His open field speed is once-in-a-generation. But a slightly lesser Tyreek Hill is still a really good NFL receiver.

  1. Cincinnati Bengals select Jalen Pitre (Secondary/Baylor)

When I got to Cincinnati I realized this particular mock draft would be the nightmare scenario for them, because I’m sure they’d love some more offensive line depth or more pass rushing prowess. Instead we move to the next biggest need which is secondary. I lean Pitre over Kaiir Elam, Roger McCreary, and Kyler Gordon because of his positional flexibility and pedigree of success (2021 Big XII Player of the Year). He is probably a safety in the NFL, but I also think Cincy could get away with him as a nickelback when needed..

  1. Detroit Lions (from LA Rams) select Malik Willis (QB/Liberty)

Home run? Time will tell. All I know is that Jared Goff is nobody’s answer at QB. Let him play out the final year of significant dead cap damage (from $41 million in 2022 to $10 million in ‘23) while focusing all of the development on Willis. Hell, give him all of the starter reps in practice and then make Goff go out there on Sundays. Go 2-15, waive Goff at the first chance and continue to build around Penei Sewell, Amon-Ra St. Brown, and Aidan Hutchinson and Malik Willis (if this scenario plays out) with a high 2023 pick. And don’t completely give up on Jeff Okudah, 2020’s top 3 pick. Injury has cost him the early part of his career, but you’d have to imagine the talent isn’t gone. The Lions have some really good young centerpieces and with Aaron Rodgers potentially quitting mid-season during a Pat McAfee podcast, the NFC North could be up for grabs sooner rather than later. The Willis gamble is worth taking at this late stage of the first round, because as I see it, Detroit is the next team up in this division given their great drafting last year.

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So what else? Well, at QB we’re left with Kenny Pickett, Matt Corral, and Sam Howell. Highest ceiling is probably Howell even though he’s a mechanical nightmare. Then I’d take Pickett to be my Andy Dalton. And after that, Corral, who I think probably belongs closer to the next rung of QBs with Carson Strong and Bailey Zappe. 

At running back, if this was 2005, Breece Hall would be a top 10 pick. He can catch the ball out of the backfield and run between the tackles with great skill. That kind of versatility is vital in today’s NFL. 

The  wideout to note is John Metchie III who was a likely first rounder until he tore his ACL in the SEC Championship game. He won’t be recovered in time to make a Week 1 impact, but the talent is worth an early second round investment certainly, especially for a team like Seattle who have two second round picks and a need to rebuild. 

If you’re anything like me, I am deeply sorry. But also, you probably enjoy watching anomalies. Players like Jordan Davis who are literally twice the size of another person who run at Olympic sprinter speeds. It’s particularly jaw-dropping in professional wrestling to see the big 7’0” “GIANT!” execute a top rope moonsault. Then there’s Minnesota’s Daniel Faalele, who is 6’8” and just a hint under 385 lbs. I don’t know if Daniel can do moonsaults. And even though he didn’t run the 40 at the Combine, I’m confident that Daniel cannot run a sub-5.00 40-yard dash. But I do know that Daniel is really big. Can a player that big in height and weight succeed (he’s 40 lbs heavier than Jonathan Ogden) as a left tackle? I’ll be waiting to find out. 

On the defensive side of the ball, I fully expect there to be a League-wide infatuation with Georgia’s defensive players and could see two more (Safety Lewis Cine and LB Quay Walker) sneaking into the end of the first round. Walker especially has really big potential to be a long-term fixture in the NFL. 

Enjoy the Draft. I would like to do this professionally.

Quarterback Madness: 2019 Edition

Hello! It’s me, Lapsed NFL Fan. I’m just checking in to see how everybody is doing. Oh, and I wrote this excruciatingly long blog post that nobody will read. How has everybody been?

Six years have passed since my most recent installment of Quarterback Madness. In the previous 4 iterations, Aaron Rodgers came away the “fairest quarterback of them all.” 

A refresher: Every team has a starting quarterback. For some teams, this is only in the technical sense. For others, they have a franchise quarterback that they never want to replace. Either way, every team has to put some pulse under center (Motion to change this terminology to “six yards behind center”). The purpose of this exercise is to determine who I think is the ultimate NFL franchise quarterback right now. Put another way, if all of the quarterbacks were thrown into a pot and I was the lucky person who got first dibs on one to build my franchise around starting today, who would I scoop out of that pot. 

For a few of these teams, I’m guessing who they view as their “franchise quarterback” right now. Denver is the best example. They drafted Drew Lock in the 2nd round of the 2019 NFL draft, though he hasn’t taken a snap yet due to injury. They started the year with Joe Flacco as their starting quarterback, but he’s done for the year and Joe Flacco. And in the interim, they’ve basically selected fans from the crowd to go spend a day as the starting quarterback for the Denver Broncos. So basically, I’m guessing there. Quarterbacks are seeded within their conference, 1-16, based on their team’s record on Tuesday, November 27, 2019 when I started writing this.

Let’s get started:

AFC

1. Tom Brady (NE)  vs. 16: Andy Dalton (CIN)

When I set out to resurrect this old post, I thought, “Surely there’s no way that Tom Brady will advance beyond the first round.” Then I looked at the bracket and thought, “Welp…” Andy Dalton (or Ryan Finley) is just keeping a seat warm in Cincinnati for Joe Burrow or Tua or Justin Herbert or whatever person talent evaluators get blindly excited about *after* the college season is over. Meanwhile, Tom Brady is probably going to win the Super Bowl again despite not being able to throw anything resembling an accurate deep pass.

8. Jacoby Brissett (IND) vs. 9. Ryan Tannehill (TEN)

This is like when the NCAA selection committee puts two 19-12 Power-5 conference teams against each other in March. So who will it be? North Carolina State or Texas A&M?  Brissett is simply a game manager, thrust into a starting role because of Andrew Luck’s retirement. He’s completing 65% of his passes, which is good, but he’s thrown for less than 2,000 yards this season and he’s got a QBR of 49.8. Meanwhile, Tannehill was thrust into this role because Marcus Mariota busted as a starting quarterback. In 7 games, Tannehill is completing 72% of his passes and has already thrown for 1,400 yards (in 3 fewer games than Brissett). Neither is going to set the world on fire and neither is getting past Tom Brady, who is 42 years old, but I’ll take the NFL veteran Tannehill because ultimately, this doesn’t matter. 

5.  Patrick Mahomes (KC) vs. 12. Phillip Rivers (LAC)

The reigning NFL MVP, Mahomes, is currently second in the league in QBR and is averaging 312 yards passing per game. He has thrown 19 touchdowns and only 2 interceptions. Phillip Rivers is 37 years old and currently having his worst season as a pro, with a nearly 1:1 TD:INT ratio. So let’s move on…

  4. Deshaun Watson (HOU) vs. 13. Sam Darnold (NYJ)

Some day, Sam Darnold might be a good quarterback, capable of winning games on his own. On this specific day, he is averaging more than an interception per game and missed a few games this season with mononucleosis. Deshaun Watson, on the other hand, is a very good quarterback, completing nearly 70% of his passes, and limiting his turnovers despite playing behind one of the worst offensive lines in the NFL. 

6.  Ben Roethlisberger (PIT) vs. 11. Nick Foles (JAC)

Roethlisberger hasn’t played since a Week 2 injury ended his season. Before that injury he was not very good. The players who have played in his absence are clearly not Pittsburgh’s future quarterbacks. So we’ll go with him here and have him lose in the first round to Nick Foles, who has barely played this season and when he has, hasn’t won a game. Feel the excitement! 

3. Josh Allen (BUF) vs. 14. Drew Lock (DEN)

Drew Lock has never taken an NFL snap and as I was a lapsed college football fan during his time in college, I have no earthly idea why he was a second round pick because I never heard anybody talk about him until it was time for the NFL Draft. Josh Allen is a bad quarterback. Sure, his Buffalo Bills are currently the third best team in the AFC, but that is entirely thanks to their very good defense. Allen has the third lowest completion percentage among qualified players at just over 60%. He’s averaging under 7 yards per completion, and his 44.8 QBR isn’t exactly upper echelon (it’s actually quite lower echelon). AND YET, he’s playing a guy who has literally never touched an NFL football in a game. So, congrats to Josh Allen.

7. Derek Carr (OAK)  vs. 10. Baker Mayfield (CLE)

For all of the hype around Baker Mayfield, much of it more known to me because I lived in Oklahoma for a year, he’s really not much better than his 2018 NFL draft brethren of Josh Allen and Sam Darnold. He’s thrown 13 picks to just 14 touchdowns, despite having arguably the most talented WR1/WR2 combo in football at his disposal.  Meanwhile, Derek Carr is completing over 70% of his passes and protecting the ball despite throwing to receivers you’ve literally never heard of unless you play fantasy football and aren’t particularly good at it. So Derek Carr it is.

2. Lamar Jackson (BAL) vs. 15. Josh Rosen (MIA)

There will be a time and place to praise Lamar Jackson’s greatness. This is not that space. That will come later. 

 

SECOND ROUND:

Tom Brady (1) vs. Ryan Tannehill (9)

I cannot rationalize Tom Brady losing here and it makes me ill. He’s clearly aged well past his prime, but he manages games better than anybody. And if you think I’m crazy, think of it this way: Neither of these guys is a long-term franchise quarterback. So let’s say you need to win the Super Bowl tomorrow. Which one are you starting and how long are you thinking about it before you choose Brady?

Patrick Mahomes (5) vs. Deshaun Watson (4)

Now this is a matchup. Mahomes is certainly a top 5 quarterback and statistically speaking, so is Watson. Mahomes is the clear and obvious winner here. There’s no rational argument for taking Deshaun Watson over him. But just look at the consistency of Watson. This is his third year as an NFL starter. His traditional quarterback ratings are 103.0, 103.1, and 103.4. He’s on pace for consecutive 4,000 yard passing seasons. He’s on pace to throw 30 TDs and rush for close to 10 more. He is a winner and a really good QB. I’m a huge Deshaun Watson fan. But I’m also a sane and rational person sometimes. So it’s Mahomes in this unfairly seeded (for Watson) matchup. 

Nick Foles (11) vs. Josh Allen (3)

No, I can’t let Deshaun Watson win this matchup, unfortunately. Foles is 7 years older than Allen and not nearly as mobile as the 7th pick in the 2018 NFL Draft. But Foles is a proven NFL winner (insert Trademark here). He’s been a good quarterback everywhere he’s gone, save for that stint in St. Louis playing for Jeff Fisher (guess who I blame for that one). Allen would be lucky to one day have a ceiling of Nick Foles. 

Derek Carr (7) vs. Lamar Jackson (2)

Remember, there will be a time and a place to discuss the greatness that Lamar Jackson has exhibited at this early stage in his career. We’re not there yet. Be patient. 

 

THIRD ROUND:

Tom Brady (1) vs. Patrick Mahomes (5)

There’s really no sense in dragging this out. Mahomes is on a level well above Brady right now and for the rest of their lives. Brady is the greatest quarterback of all time, but he’s 42 and looks 42. Mahomes is a gunslinging, scrambling wonder of a quarterback. I started watching the NFL again largely because I felt I was missing out by not watching Mahomes play. He’s the winner here, setting up quite the AFC final, because…

Nick Foles (11) vs. Lamar Jackson (2)

We are nearing the time and place where we will discuss Lamar Jackson’s greatness, but we haven’t gotten there just yet. 

 

AFC FINAL:

Patrick Mahomes (5) vs. Lamar Jackson (2)

It is very, very easy to jump the gun on a young, dynamic, exciting quarterback. We’ve been there recently with RGIII. We were there with Colin Kaepernick (who regressed measurably as a QB before Roger Goodell and the 32 owners blackballed him from the league). Even Cam Newton fits the definition and he won an MVP. Cam is now 30 and there are justified questions about whether Carolina is better long term without him.  Sustained greatness is very, very hard to achieve. So that’s the elephant in the room with this Mahomes v. Jackson matchup. I will also point out the other elephant in the room here: all of these quarterbacks are black. If anything, I think it says something we probably already knew about how the NFL treats black quarterbacks. Just imagine for a moment if Mitchell Trubisky was black and ask yourself what CFL team he’d be a third string QB for. Anyway…

Lamar Jackson is coming off of a legendary Monday Night Football performance, on the road, against a supposedly good defense. He is one of the fastest open field runners in the NFL at any position. In his first year as a full-time starter, he has made the blander-than-white rice Baltimore Ravens into the most must-watch team in the NFL. And he’s doing it with his arm too. 24 passing TDs to only 5 INTs. Highest QBR in the league. 67% accuracy rate. Third highest traditional passer rating. He’s on pace to throw for 3500+ yards and rush for more yards than any quarterback in a single season ever. He’s 22 years old. And 31 players were selected ahead of him in the 2018 NFL Draft (entirely because he’s a black quarterback. There is literally no other reason. He was a marvel in college and is a by-all-accounts good and decent person). 

And then there’s Patrick Mahomes. He’s the reigning MVP of the league. He’d be in that conversation this season too if not for an injury that saw him miss two games. Even still, he’s on pace for 4,000+ yards passing. He threw 50 TDs last season. He currently has an absurd 9.5:1 TD:INT ratio. And he just turned 24. 

I’m going with Mahomes here because he has an extra season under his belt. Lamar might very well prove me wrong, but to do that, he’ll have to be better than Mahomes and I’m not sure what that could possibly look like

 

NFC

1.  Jimmy Garoppolo (SF) vs. 16. Dwayne Haskins Jr. (WAS)

The San Francisco 49ers might be tied with New England for the best record in the NFL, but it’s not because of anything Jimmy G has done. He has been perfectly adequate in his role. He manages the game smartly and completes 69% of his passes. Dwayne Haskins…the jury is still out on Dwayne, but the 13.8 QBR could, um, be better.

8. Mitchell Trubisky (CHI) vs.  9. Carson Wentz (PHI)

No to all of this. A funny story: as mentioned, I lapsed in my football watching. I started paying some attention late last year and then have actually started following both college and the NFL this season. I recently commented to a friend something along the lines of: “MItchell Trubisky is the worst quarterback in the NFL, right?” I was flabbergasted to find out that he was the second overall pick in his draft. You know who else was the second overall pick in his draft? Carson Wentz. Man, it pays to be a mediocre white dude. Anyway, Trubisky is objectively bad and Wentz’s badness is somewhat debatable. Carson it is. 

5. Kirk Cousins (MIN) vs. 12. Matthew Stafford (DET)

Who leads the NFL in traditional passer rating? Mahomes? Wilson? Mason Rudolph? Nope. It’s Kirk Cousins at a whopping 114.8. Traditional passer rating is as flawed a tool at measuring how good a QB is as RBI is at measuring a baseball hitter’s value, but it can still be an interesting factoid. Not to be outdone, Matt Stafford is 7th with a 106.0 rating. In QBR, they’re 6th (Stafford) and 7th. They’re both averaging 8.6 yards per attempt (4th in the league). And they’re both 31 years old.  What I’m saying is: they’re both playing really well this season and it’s hard to pick one to ultimately lose in the next round. Cousins is currently healthy though, so the nod goes to Kirk.

4. Aaron Rodgers (GB) vs. 13. Kyler Murray (AZ)

Aaron Rodgers has won all 4 of these exercises in the past. So it’s strange then that he’s going to lose in the first round this year. But he is. Kyler Murray has not been asked to do a lot for the not-very-good Arizona Cardinals. But he has done what he’s been asked to do very well. 14 TDs. Only 5 INTs. 65% completion rate. On pace to pass for nearly 4,000 yards and more than 500 rushing yards. He’s 9th in the NFL in QBR. All of these statistics came as a shock to me. And he’s 22. Aaron Rodgers turns 36 next week. He’s a Hall of Fame quarterback. First ballot probably. But he’s 36 and facing a really young, exciting, and thus far successful rookie quarterback. So even though Rodgers’ 9:1 TD:INT ratio looks great, and even though Rodgers would have advanced out of the top half of this bracket without Kyler Murray, the seedings are as they are. 

6. Dak Prescott (DAL) vs. 11. Jameis Winston (TB)

One guy leads the NFL in passing yards (on pace for 4,993 total). The other guy leads the NFL in interceptions (on pace for 29). One guy is an accused rapist and batterer. The other guy eats Chunky soup. I’ll take the passing yardage and 800 calorie soup, please. 

3. Russell Wilson (SEA) vs. 14. Matt Ryan (ATL)

There may have been a time or place where this would have been interesting. This is not that time or place. Matt Ryan is going to continue to put up gaudy numbers, but it will remain Foutsian in its way. Meanwhile, Russell Wilson is playing for his second Super Bowl and is in a three-man race with Prescott and Jackson for NFL MVP. 

7. Jared Goff (LAR) vs. 10. Kyle Allen (CAR)

Jared Goff is a bad quarterback. His salary is high, yes. But he is very bad at quarterbacking. Maybe he was exposed by the Patriots in the Super Bowl. Or maybe he was always not good and succeeded because nobody had exposed his overrated head coach. But in a passing era, Jared Goff, a former number one overall pick, is completing 61% of his passes and has thrown more INTs than TDs. He’s not good. I write this now because he’s still a better quarterback than Kyle Allen, who may or may not be Carolina’s “Quarterback of the Future.” If this had been Cam Newton instead, I still might have gone with Goff, which says more about the Panthers than it does Jared Goff.

2. Drew Brees (NO) vs. 15. Daniel Jones (NYG)

Drew Brees is 40 years old. Daniel Jones is 22. This has an Aaron Rodgers vs. Kyler Murray feel to it. I want Rodgers if I need to win a game today, just like I want Brees in that same situation. But beyond this season? It gets murkier. Jones has not been as impressive as Kyler Murray, but he hasn’t been bad. He’s not turning the ball over at an alarming rate. He’s completing 62% of his passes, which isn’t great, but the Giants offensive line makes the Texans’ look like the Cowboys’. (Jesus that was convoluted). I guess what I’m saying is, I’m going to go with youth here. But only barely. And only because I want to be consistent in my logic. 

 

SECOND ROUND:

Jimmy Garoppolo (1) vs. Carson Wentz (9)

It’s probably easy to just assume that Garoppolo and his 10-1 record should win this over Wentz, who has a Super Bowl ring that Nick Foles gave him. Wentz is two years younger, but his injury history (long and nagging) is more troublesome than Garoppolo’s (a torn ACL in 2018). Neither is a guy I’d be eager to start a franchise with, but I’ve got to choose and I’ll go with Garoppolo. 
Kirk Cousins (5) vs. Kyler Murray (13)

If Kyler Murray beat out Aaron Rodgers, you know how this is going. 

Dak Prescott (6) vs. Russell Wilson (3)

This is the NFC’s version of Mahomes vs. Watson in that it’s entirely unfair to Prescott. He gets a tougher shake than most because he’s the quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys, a team people treat like a perennial champion even though they haven’t played in a Super Bowl since I was in middle school. Dak plays behind the league’s best offensive line and has one of the best running backs behind him, but he’s not a game manager. He’s a very good quarterback. He’s third in the league in yards per attempt, and third in QBR, just ahead of Russell Wilson. So why am I picking Russell Wilson? Because Russell manages a game better than Prescott or anyone for that matter. Wilson knows how to win. When the situation calls for airing it out, he can do it. When it calls for a safe and accurate passing game, he can do it (his 8:1 TD:INT ratio this year, thank you). He’s just so consistently good and yet still relatively young (31 years old in a few days). (He also hasn’t missed a start since he came into the league, for what that’s worth).

Jared Goff (7) vs. Daniel Jones (15)

It’s Daniel Jones and let’s not spend any more time on this. 

 

THIRD ROUND:

Jimmy Garoppolo (1) vs. Kyler Murray (13)

I’m obviously going with the upside of Murray here. Is his height concerning? A little, but it hasn’t exactly failed him in his rookie campaign playing behind a bad offensive line. He’s in the perfect system in Arizona for a player with his skill set and his ceiling is ultimately a lot higher than Garoppolo’s, who is already 28 years old. 

Russell Wilson (3) vs. Daniel Jones (15)

Daniel Jones’ improbable (and favorable matchup-aided) Cinderella run comes to an abrupt, screeching halt. 

 

NFC FINAL:

Kyler Murray (13) vs. Russell Wilson (3)

Kyler Murray’s ceiling might be Russell Wilson, lazy comp aside. But Wilson is already there and has been doing remarkably good quarterbacking for 8 seasons despite playing with a less than stellar cast of skill position players. It’s Wilson now. If I let six years lapse between these posts, it’s almost assuredly Murray in 2025. 

 

CHAMPIONSHIP

Patrick Mahomes vs. Russell Wilson

This is easy. It’s unfortunate, I guess, because I actually think Wilson is underappreciated by football fans. He more than anyone else, in my estimation, shattered the terrible, outdated stereotypes about black quarterbacks and the decidedly less terrible stereotypes about short quarterbacks. He’s a 5’11”, black, Super Bowl winning, future Hall of Fame NFL quarterback. His success opened the door for Kyler Murray to be drafted first overall. And it’s likely that his success encouraged NFL executives to think beyond the “system QB” label that they previously applied to quarterbacks of color, opening the door for Mahomes, Murray, Watson, and Lamar Jackson. 

It’s not meaningless that this meaningless blog post ended with four black quarterbacks in the semifinals. And I think Russell Wilson’s success has a lot to do with that. 

Ultimately though, Patrick Mahomes is the face of the NFL today. His combination of age, pass accuracy, arm strength, size, and speed makes him an ideal quarterback for not just this era, but any era.