Your 2010 MLB Preview in 1,000 Words Or Less

An MLB Preview in fewer than 1,000 words. Possible? Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible.

Predicted Order of Finish

AL East:

1. Boston
2. Tampa Bay (AL Wild Card)
3. New York
4. Baltimore
5. Toronto

Breakdown: I don’t think the fire will be there with the Yankees this year after winning last year. The Red Sox have the deepest rotation in the division, a lineup that, if it’s not the best, is 1a, and the best manager in the American League, no matter what Matt Minton says. Tampa Bay will score a ton of runs and I think their pitching is just good enough to get them the AL Wild Card. Baltimore will be a much better club, behind young pitcher Brian Matusz and a solid offensive nucleus, including Adam Jones and Nick Markakis (in that order). And Toronto might be the worst team in the league, featuring a pitching rotation with a surplus of questions and a dearth of answers.

AL Central:
1. Minnesota
2. Chicago
3. Detroit
4. Kansas City
5. Cleveland
Breakdown: The loss of Joe Nathan concerns me little for the Twins. While Nathan is an elite closer, I do think that Jon Rauch will fill the role adequately. Minny’s rotation is very underrated 1-5 and their lineup has enough balance to score more runs than they give up. Chicago is not far behind Minnesota. Similarly good (but not great) pitching. A solid lineup with some balance. I give the nod to Minnesota because they have the “nobody believed in us” factor. Detroit is highly overrated. Their pitching rotation, outside of Verlander and Scherzer, can’t come close to Minnesota’s and Chicago’s. Kansas City and Cleveland will not contend. But I’ll make a point to watch as many Zack Greinke starts as possible.
AL West:
1. Los Angeles
2. Seattle
3. Texas
4. Oakland
Breakdown: The Angels’ loss of John Lackey and Vladimir Guerrero has, for some reason, made a lot of people think this is Seattle’s division to win, but I don’t think the Mariners are there yet. There’s a lot of good in Anaheim. The rotation, much like Minnesota’s (but with more name recognition) is quite good (but not elite like Boston and New York) with Weaver, Santana, Saunders, Kazmir, and Pineiro. None are going to win a Cy Young this year, but all are proven successful Major League pitchers, which is a lot to say. Seattle has a little too much “trendiness.” I like, but don’t love the Figgins signing. Cliff Lee will give me a reason to watch Mariners games. For Texas, there’s really not a lot there that I love. And Oakland is the worst team in the American League if Toronto isn’t. Take your pick.
NL East:
1. Philadelphia
2. Atlanta (NL Wild Card)
3. Florida
4. Washington
5. New York
Breakdown: I’ll spare you analysis of the Phillies. They’re good. You know that. Atlanta is my team to watch this year and that was even before Jason Heyward was named a full-time starter. A coworker of mine said Friday, “It’s a shame that TBS doesn’t do Braves games anymore,” and I couldn’t agree with him more. They have young pitchers who are worth scheduling around in Tommy Hanson and Jair Jurrjens. They have veteran pitchers like Derek Lowe and Tim Hudson. The lineup is very balanced. The bullpen is a question mark, but could become a cohesive unit. AND they have the most exciting prospect in a near-generation in Jason Heyward. The other team I want to talk about is my hometown Washington Nationals, who will become a team to watch once they call up Stephen Strasburg. There’s enough offense in SE DC to steal a game or two. If the pitching is good this year, do not be surprised if they finish .500. As for the Marlins and Mets, one has great pitching and no offense, the other has great offense (albeit in a pitcher park) but no pitching outside of Johan Santana. The Mets are in dire straits.
NL Central
1. St. Louis
2. Milwaukee
3. Cincinnati
4. Chicago
5. Houston
6. Pittsburgh
Breakdown: St. Louis is a class above the rest of this division. Not only do the Cardinals have the best player in baseball (Pujols), they have the two best pitchers in this division (Carpenter and Wainwright…in whatever order you prefer), they have the best “second best” player in Matt Holliday, and they’ve got two very good secondary hitters (Rasmus, Ludwick). Milwaukee doesn’t have enough pitching (despite having a lot of pitchers) to get by. Cincinnati is a trendy pick and while I like them, there isn’t enough on-base potential in Cincinnati, nor enough solid pitching. Chicago I see taking a step back this year. There is nothing exciting about this team. They need change, whether it be a trade of a “star” or a managerial change. There’s too much recent history of failure there and nowhere near enough youth. On paper, they’re a good team, but I’m going out on a limb and predicting an uninspired, underachieving 2010. Houston and Pittsburgh are not good. The one good thing I can say about either team is Andrew McCutchen.
NL West
1. Los Angeles
2. San Francisco
3. Colorado
4. Arizona
5. Um, ?
6. San Diego
Breakdown: This is the division where I will most likely be waaaaay off. Any one of the first four teams can win this division. Arizona can do it with pitching. So can San Francisco. Colorado with youth. LA with veteran experience. Anyone who claims to have all the answers about the NL West is also operating a three-card monty table at your local street corner. I like the Dodgers (and I’m 2% sure of this) to win the division because they’ve been there before, which is an easy cop-out, but there is enough veteran youth in LA that I think they’re very hungry. San Francisco’s pitching is bar none, the best in this division. Lincecum, Cain, and Sanchez are great and in Lincecum’s case elite, and Barry Zito is better than you think he is. Their shortcoming is on the offensive side of the inning. And I’m not sure they can score enough runs to steal a few games. Colorado is the really trendy pick. And I like them. Especially offensively. But their pitching is not without question. De La Rosa? Francis? Hammel? Are we so sure? Manny Corpas? Arizona is one of those teams that gets overrated based on a few players. Webb, Upton and Haren are the players here. Arizona is not a good offensive club, outside of Upton. And we’ll learn that as the season progresses. San Diego is an absolute mess. Where should I start? Jon Garland is their “ace.” David Eckstein is their everyday second baseman. There is so much youth on this team and none of it is worth getting really excited about. I really feel bad for Adrian Gonzalez because he deserves better than whatever this team is doing. I hope, for his sake, that he’s playing first base in San Francisco or Boston or Atlanta by season’s end.
Playoffs
AL:
Boston vs. Minnesota (Boston wins 3-1)
Los Angeles vs. Tampa Bay (Tampa Bay wins 3-1)
Boston vs. Tampa Bay (Boston wins 4-3)
NL:
Philadelphia vs. Los Angeles (Philadelphia wins 3-0)
St. Louis vs. Atlanta (St. Louis wins 3-2)
St. Louis vs. Philadelphia (St. Louis wins 4-3)
World Series

Boston vs. St. Louis (St. Louis wins 4-3)
Breakdown: A very non-trendy pick, I must say. I love the Pujols/Holliday combination. There is, without a doubt, no better two-man combo. Better than Teixeira/ARod. Better than Youkilis/Martinez. Better than Utley/Howard. And I love the Carpenter/Wainwright combo too. Probably the best two man pitching combo in baseball. And they’ve been there before. And they’re managed by Tony LaRussa. And there’s enough youth to help lead. It’s a hunch, sure. But I like St. Louis to avenge their loss in the 2004 World Series.
Awards
AL:
Manager of the Year: Ron Gardenhire
Rookie of the Year: Brian Matusz
Cy Young: Zack Greinke
MVP: Joe Mauer
NL:
Manager of the Year: Jason Heyward
Rookie of the Year: Jason Heyward
Cy Young: Jason Heyward
MVP: (tie) Jason Heyward and God
(okay, in all seriousness)
Manager of the Year: Bobby Cox
Rookie of the Year: Jason Heyward
Cy Young: Adam Wainwright
MVP: Chase Utley (I almost took Heyward)
All-You Better Be Watching Team
(a team dedicated to the guys who will rule my MLB Extra Innings hours this year)
C- Joe Mauer
1B- Albert Pujols
2B- Ben Zobrist
SS- Troy Tulowitzki
3B- Kung Fu Panda (Pablo Sandoval)
RF- Jason Heyward
CF- Andrew McCutchen
LF- Jacoby Ellsbury
SP- Tim Lincecum
SP- Adam Wainwright
SP- Cliff Lee
SP- Zack Greinke
SP- Stephen Strasburg
CL- Daniel Bard (give it time)

(1,500 words. Sometimes everything is not possible.)

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